As jacked up as Uncle Fester was, he’s probably no match for the Grinch. People have described him as such:
You're a rotter Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
And with that reminder I should wish Merry Christmas to everyone.
And now that’s it just after New Year, well, Happy New Year. Man, this is really tiring.
So what did everyone get for Christmas? Or whatever pagan holiday you celebrate?
My gifts were more retro. Or traditional, or whatever you call stuff that doesn’t have a computer chip in it. I got woodworking toys. Table saw, router, one of those jigs to make torture racks. Stuff like that. I’m trying to build a nightstand but the wood I bought for the legs are a little crocked. I need a planer, but those are expensive and it’s difficult to convince the wife that I need to spend almost 700 dollar on a tool to straighten out my wood. I guess she likes it curved.