Geoduck.

[Fuct]

Evolution is truly a wonderful thing. It has spawned a creature that happens to be very good at living in muddy sand. And it resembles a big brown penis. Fascinating.

 

[daloonie]

Hmm.... everything I've got to say about such a magnificant creature. But be careful out there I'd guess they could make an very hard b*tch slap

 

[O.S.T]

strangely arousing...
would be a great mascot for the gay community

 

[TossMonkey]

Oh god... I hope I don't run into any geoduck insertian fetish sites.

 

[Balton]

the smaller brother of this 'thing' is found somewhere around napels... and they eat it raw with only some lemon juice sprinkled on it!

 

[TossMonkey]

the smaller brother of this 'thing' is found somewhere around napels... and they eat it raw with only some lemon juice sprinkled on it!

I don't even eat vegetables over 2 inches long!

 

[Bean 3:16]

This thread makes me uncomfortable :/

 

[anaemic]

this thread makes me want to search for hot lesbians on geoduck action :|

 

[Airmoran]

Uhh... guys, ever been in a chinese supermarket lately?

I used to eat that stuff semi-regularily as a kid. Tastes like... abalone.

*cue dog jokes*

 

[tool]

I'm jealous of that creature

But man would I love to hit someone with that thing!

 

[Balton]

Uhh... guys, ever been in a chinese supermarket lately?

I used to eat that stuff semi-regularily as a kid. Tastes like... abalone.

*cue dog jokes*

...uh and what does an abalone taste like (chicken? )?

 

[O.S.T]

hm... "hey baby, wanna see my geoduck?"
I'm off to score with this sentence!

 

[Twisted Metal]

^ and if you look at the proper way to pronounce it(as listed on dictionary.com), it is said "Gooeyduck".

 

[Freon]

I'd hit it.

Anyway, why "Geoduck". Is it supposed to look like a Duck or am I missing something?

 

[ilkman]

Anyway, why "Geoduck". Is it supposed to look like a Duck or am I missing something?

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

Sounds like a pokemon to me. I'd hit it.

 

[ben harkins]

strangely arousing...
would be a great mascot for the gay community

Believe it or not, that actually was the mascot at the first college I went to. I played on the soccer team and we were "The Evergreen State College Geoducks". I swear I'm not making this up. They live all over the place in the Pacific Northwest. This was our fight song:

The Geoduck Fight Song

Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let's go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

Go, Geoducks go,
Strech your necks when the tide
is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

 

[_Zd_Phoenix_]

This thread doesn't please me.

That thing is vile

 

[1337]

Geoduck get erect in response to beating.

 

[seagreenbeetle]

I'm jealous of that creature

But man would I love to hit someone with that thing!

hell yeah, i would wap my ex with one of these if i had one. oh wait, he just might like it...