Dumb Sex Laws........

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chuckus

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Well it's a long and costly process to have laws repealed. To have each and everyone of those laws repealed would cost in the millions for all the research, paying the lawyers, changing the law books etc etc. What's the point, just leave em there and don't enforce them. I think that's the logic behind it.

Although I think the no pig ****ing laws should stay :D
 

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Most of the laws ARE real, they just arent enforced, lots of them are antiquated, written in the 1700-1800's at a time when the Victorian era was in full swing, and such "atrocious acts" were dimly viewed.
Most of these laws, are socially and morally obsolete nowadays, but the fact that there havent been any recent cases where these laws were put to use, causing a rewrite, or repeal of the laws, leaves them still on the state law books. There are laws regarding where youc and park your carriages and horses here int he city where i live, and i dont think anyone has seen a horse, let alone a horse drawn carriage on the streets in at least 100 years, but the laws remain.

Thats why i posted it, i thought it was too ridiculous to be true, but sadly, they were real laws, which is why its so humorous :D I was told by a law enforcement official that most if not all these laws, in the last 10 years were repealed, the legal systems have really been cracking down on getting BS stuff like this off the legal books, but it still is scary that as little as 10 years ago you 'might' have been arrested and charged for buggering your girlfriend, LOL

Incidentally, i live in Ohio, and my girlfriend is going to be quite surprised to find out that the oral sex and anal intercourse thats already happened, by Ohio law, implies we are deviant and should be arrested :p
 
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Hadmar

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Cold Killer said:
I know exactly what you're saying. We're slowly working our way to a world in which there is no discrimination based on sexual preferences whatsoever. I expect that after gays will come the zoophiles, followed by rapists and pedophiles and such. All I'm saying is that in our state of progression, it is not yet our time to see people attracted to animals be widely accepted, and so I think it should be expected that such a thing should be outlawed right now.
I'm not going to touch the pedofiles subject, but rapists!? What in the world made you include that?

Beastiality is wildly accepted. Just scan the internet and you will come to that conclusion. :p Scat, golden showers, 70+ fetish and tentacle rape hentai are also not wildly accepted, that's no reason to outlaw them. Heck, if you want to outlaw something because it's not wildly accepted start with salami-strawberries-chocolate pudding-vanilla ice-peanut butter-mushroom-anchovy-cheese-sandwiches. That's some nasty sh!t. :p
 

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Bushwack said:
Most of the laws ARE real, they just arent enforced, lots of them are antiquated, written in the 1700-1800's at a time when the Victorian era was in full swing, and such "atrocious acts" were dimly viewed.

Actually no. The sex toys laws aren't more than 100 years old. I think it was Georgia (I could be wrong) that just had a bill in their legislature to ban "genital mutilation" for females. This means no piercings. I don't know if that one passed.

You'll find that most, if not all of these laws started off as suggestions by idiot representatives who wanted to brag about upholding values come election time. The amount of time wasted by representatives and senators putting forward bills that are so far outside the realm of plausbility just so they can say they made an effort when election time comes along is ludicrous.

There should be a law against wasting peoples' time and money like that.
 

Cold Killer

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Hadmar said:
I'm not going to touch the pedofiles subject, but rapists!? What in the world made you include that?
They're both sexual dispositions that in this moment in time are considered vile and anyone found possessing them discriminated against, just like zoophilia and to a much much lesser extent these days, homosexuality, right?
Hadmar said:
Beastiality is wildly accepted. Just scan the internet and you will come to that conclusion. :p Scat, golden showers, 70+ fetish and tentacle rape hentai are also not wildly accepted, that's no reason to outlaw them. Heck, if you want to outlaw something because it's not wildly accepted start with salami-strawberries-chocolate pudding-vanilla ice-peanut butter-mushroom-anchovy-cheese-sandwiches. That's some nasty sh!t. :p
Are you saying there are no rape or child porno sites that aren't widely accepted? Those are just two of the sexual dispositions that I think are on the line towards being accepted in the distant future is all I'm saying. I suppose another could be necrophilia, or people that like to kill the person they're having sex with or something.
 

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Cold Killer said:
I know exactly what you're saying. We're slowly working our way to a world in which there is no discrimination based on sexual preferences whatsoever. I expect that after gays will come the zoophiles, followed by rapists and pedophiles and such.
Ugh. You disgust me. Die.
 

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Cold Killer said:
They're both sexual dispositions that in this moment in time are considered vile and anyone found possessing them discriminated against, just like zoophilia and to a much much lesser extent these days, homosexuality, right?

Are you saying there are no rape or child porno sites that aren't widely accepted? Those are just two of the sexual dispositions that I think are on the line towards being accepted in the distant future is all I'm saying. I suppose another could be necrophilia, or people that like to kill the person they're having sex with or something.

there is a difference between humans beeing forced to engage in sexual activity and all participants aggreing to do so. i find your comparings of homosexuality and rape quite disturbing...
 

Cold Killer

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I'm not saying that gay people and rapists are alike, if that's what you somehow got. All I said was that I think that after homosexual people have become totally accepted, zoophiles will start their campaigning, and after them who knows what will follow, but I believe the final end result will be complete and utter tolerance of all forms of people.
 

Hadmar

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You forget something very important: rape violates the rights of someone else. Necrofilia too. That's not true for bestiality or a homosexual relationship.
 

MetalMickey

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'm not saying that gay people and rapists are alike, if that's what you somehow got.
You are one dumb ****, you know that? You insinuated that people will start to accept rape, paedophilia and bestiality as natural progression from accepting homosexuality. It obviously escapes you that the first is a consensual act, and the other three are non-consensual. Moron.

This is what you get if you allow television to raise your kids folks. CK, your parents should be ashamed of the job they have done in your moral upbringing. Pathetic fools.
 

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So it's true what they say about germans?
I can't wait to see the first pro-bestiality demonstration with Hadmar in front line... :D

MetalMickey, I wouldn't be surprised if a few animals enjoyed that. But there are also those countless unsuspecting hens fucked to death every day ;)
 

Hadmar

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MetalMickey said:
How can an animal give its consent for a human to have sex with it? Are you talking from experience Hadmar?
Many animals have quite good ways to show dissagreement, biting, scratching or kicking should get the point across. Other animals can flee (or attempt to flee). If you see a dog humping a woman I think you can assume agreement. No, I don't have personal experience. :p
Freon said:
So it's true what they say about germans?
Yes, it's true, we don't have humor.
Freon said:
I can't wait to see the first pro-bestiality demonstration with Hadmar in front line... :D
My feelings on this subject are not hard enough (pun unintended... aww hell, who am I kidding) to attend to a demo.
 
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