If you end up slapping some butts on your way back to the base, there should be a 2 inch tall white knight with cheetos stains all down his armor berating you in a high pitched voice. You can step on him before you score.
Or maybe an overweight harpy guarding the base. Shoot it and explodes in a pile of feathers, feminist tirades, and cat fur.
Or maybe an overweight harpy guarding the base. Shoot it and explodes in a pile of feathers, feminist tirades, and cat fur.