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Duke's Babe-Slapping Gametype

Discussion in 'News & Articles' started by hal, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    By way of PC Gamer and OXM (thanks, Fearless) comes news of a Capture the Flag variant found in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever. This version replaces flags with women, whom you abduct and bring to your base to score. Unlike CTF, where you cannot assault the flag you are carrying, Duke is reported to add the element of slapping the gal should she lose her cool under duress. Says CEO Randy Pitchford:

     
  2. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Oh god yes
     
  3. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    lol man, lol. :lol:
     
  4. UBerserker

    UBerserker old EPIC GAMES

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    Carry the ****!!
     
  5. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    OMG, THAT'S SEXIST!
     
  6. Wulff

    Wulff Bola Gun fun anyone?

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    Sounds like Snatch from Postal 2.
     
  7. Angel_Mapper

    Angel_Mapper Goooooooats

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    Fixed.
     
  8. Sjosz

    Sjosz (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    There is no such thing as bad publicity. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Northrawn

    Northrawn New Member

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    I wish I was in puberty again. I would enjoy DNF much more then.

    But as one can clearly see from the boxart and some other ingame stuff DNF is targetted at the Jersey Shore/Justien Bieber crowd.


    OK, the colors of Duke need fixing and he could seem a tad younger (it is a pre-beta model) ... but the UDK DN3D remake has a better look and feel to me than DNF so far:

    http://www.dukenukemreloaded.com/
     
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  10. Kharnellius

    Kharnellius .

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  11. Bi()ha2arD

    Bi()ha2arD Toxic!

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    Bioshock 2 had capture the little sister...
     
  12. TurdDrive

    TurdDrive sam k

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    CTB, Capture the Bitch.
     
  13. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    BTB


    Bitchslap The Babe



    Nice reference to older movies where slapping was the cure for hysterical people.
     
  14. TomWithTheWeather

    TomWithTheWeather Die Paper Robots!

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    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    Yeah I was gonna mention that too, too bad you can't slap em on the ass.

    wait wut...
     
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  16. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    I don't think anyone that I saw specified the body part that was being slapped.
     
  17. evilmrfrank

    evilmrfrank Banned

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    From reading the news post I definitely thought face though XD
     
  18. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Um i thought booty? If he is carrying the babe back to the base he is obviously carrying her with her ass sticking out over his shoulder. Common guys common sense.
     
  19. moonflyer

    moonflyer New Member

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    Holy****
    Is there any booty physics when slapping?
     
  20. Vaginal Epiphany

    Vaginal Epiphany New Member

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    I'm so relieved to see no discussion regarding the morality of slapping women in a douk noukem game at least on one forum I frequent.
     

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