Best Of Album, Vol. 2
No Sel (No Scrubs - TLC)
Selerox is a guy that thinks he's fine,
He also runs The SoundOff,
Always logged on #pu, and just sits on his broke-ass
so
[chorus]
No, I don't want to duel you
No, I don't want see your stats and
No, I don't want to follow you no where
No, I don't want none of your games
Sel-er-ox, sel is a guy who can't get a frag off me,
Hanging out the on server side, when LK's fried, trying to flak-spam me
Sel-er-ox, sel is a guy who can't get a frag off me,
Hanging out the on server side, when LK's fried, trying to flak-spam me
...
I'm just kidding
Or maybe:
Selerox (Waterfalls - TLC again)
A lonely Brother gazing at a big ego, staring at a computer he just can't touch,
If at anytime Khaine is in the room, slerox has to logoff in a rush,
But all his praying just ain't helping at all, cuz he can't seem to himself logged on the channel,
So he goes out and hetakes revenge the best way he knows how,
Another voodoo doll sold to a lil brother (listen to me)
Don't go pissing Selerox, he'll use his evil voodoo card to screw you,
I know that LordKhaine will have it his way, he's nothing at all, I liked him better when he had lag
and now by popular demand:
Yellow 5 - Yoo Tees (Staying Alive - Bee Gees)
[cue 70's pr0n disco music]
Well you can tell by the way I use my @ I'm an admin man, no time for m0's,
And Llama's suck, bugging the chat, but they get kicked when I logon,
Call me a m0, that's ok, but your post count will change the next day,
You must try, to understand, I'm not food coloring I'm an admin man,
[chorus]
Looking at monkey pr0n all day, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
The color of Twinkies and Mountain Dew, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
Ah, AH, AH, Ah, Yellow 5, Yellow 5
Ah, ah , AH, AH, Yellow fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Well I want a little love, and a man can't hide it,
I want nali cows, but Jeeves can't find it,
Well friday comes and it's FragPU, I'm an admin man,
and I can kick these f00's,
And it's all right, It's ok, they'll rejoin another day,
You must try, to understand, I'm not food coloring I'm an admin man,
[chorus]
Looking at monkey pr0n all day, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
The color of Twinkies and Mountain Dew, I'm Yellow 5, Yellow 5,
Ah, AH, AH, Ah, Yellow 5, Yellow 5
Ah, ah , AH, AH, Yellow fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
[bridge]
(My post count is nowhere, please admin help meh, somebody help me yeah)
(my status is m0tard, whatever that means, whatever that means yeah)
repeat verse1
[bridge x7, while wailing I'm yellow fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive]