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DJing - PuF Theme Songs

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Omega-Seven, Aug 15, 2000.

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  1. Omega-Seven

    Omega-Seven New Member

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    I'll post more when I think of them (become 'inspired' =)
    Warning, these are pretty badly done =p =)

    Ruff-Rider (Lowrider - War) [for Ruffrider]

    All the Puf's know the Ruffrider,
    The Ruff-ri-der is a crazy fragger.

    Ruff-ri-der pings a little lower,
    Ruff-ri-der is a real fragger.

    Ruff-ri-der knows every map ya,
    Ruff-ri-der is the one to beat ya.

    Ruff-ri-der don't like no llamas now,
    Ruff-ri-der will frag your @$$.


    Absofragly (Story of A ^Troll^) (Nine Days - Absolutely (story of a Girl) [For Troll]

    [chorus]
    This is the story of a ^Troll^,
    Who fragged a server and drowned the whole board,
    And she looks so hot in photographs, all the PuF's love her,
    While she frags...

    How many days in a year,
    She went looking for the flag and only got lost,
    So she joined up with ]LoL[ didja hear?,
    Giving the D a nice looking rear,

    As long as she stands there waving,
    Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    How many newbies disappear,
    You look in the server, so how do you choose?

    Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
    The flag's never found in quite the same place,
    You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,

    [chorus]

    How many players would stay,
    And put up with this ---- game after game,
    How did we wind up this way,
    Trying to find a cure for Trollitis (yay)

    As long as she stands there waving,
    Being a shock-ho and shouting HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    How do we frag her this game?
    When the players are gawking and drooling at j00,

    Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
    The flag's never found in quite the same place,
    You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,

    [chorus]

    Yer flak never frags as well the next game,
    The flag's never found in quite the same place,
    You never seem to run out of Wings to spare,

    [chorus]

    This is the story of a ^Troll^,
    The pretty face she hid from our World,
    And she finally posted her pic on here,
    So people could book mark it

    [chorus]

    Wild Wild WAnk (Wild Wild West - Will Smith) [for WAnk]

    Wikky Wikky Wild, Wikky Wild,
    Wikky wikky Wild Wild WAnk,
    Ben WAnk, desparado, not ruffrider
    But still you don't want nada,
    None of this, flak spamming this,
    Brother running this,
    Washington Soldier, look it's like I toldja

    Any Damsel that's in Distress,
    Be outta that Dress when she meets Ben WAnk,
    ]LoL[ checks so don't get on the wrong side,
    Watch ya step, reconnect, and join the right side,
    Swallow my pride, don't let your lip react,
    You DON'T want to see my hand where my 'hip' be at,
    But Boomslang, from that start of this, dancing in-game,
    Ben WAnk, Taming the WAnk, so remember to WAnk

    Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag please)
    Now who you gonna WAnk? (not the flag pretty please)

    If you wanna cap it, people wanna WAnk it,
    GET OUT before you get Boomslanged,

    [Chorus]
    He's the Wild Wild WAnk
    He rolls, and He's the Wild Wild WAnk,
    He strolls, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
    He bounces, and he's the Wild Wild WAnk,
    Modem blows, let's go!
    We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
    We going straight to the WIld WIld WAnk
    Now now now
    Now Once upon a time I met WAnk,
    Made me lose my mind and join [WAnk],
    WAnk this,
    Got his game down nonetheless,
    But ]LoL[ still puts his behind to the test,
    Then with the ]LoL[ clan, joined da ladder, ready for battle,
    Bring all the |C| boys in, here comes the poison,
    Behind their back, all the laughing you did?
    Front and Center, now when they look at it,
    WHO WAnk is? A mean habit good for your health,
    Feeling Damn good, you know if I can say for myself,
    [And this just goes on and on...=) ]

    Other works in progress (ha right)
    "Get Jinggy with it"
    "Boom, boom, boom, boom (he's dancing in my room)"
    "llamas, huhhhg, hhaaahh, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing..."
     
  2. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Do me, do me!

    And get those on down on MP3 damnit! Can't be to hard...
     
  3. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    NO NO NO! We need a song about our good friend Terror!
     
  4. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    And Dopefish!
     
  5. Troll|PuF

    Troll|PuF Poetic Terrorist

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    MWHAHAHAHWHHAHAHAMAMAHAHAHA

    OMG that is the funniest thing I've read on here since Boom's UT Poem.

    Jing you ROCK! *LOLOLOL*
     
  6. Mr.Smallberries

    Mr.Smallberries New Member

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    LOL!!

    Great post, Jing! :D :D How much time did you say you had on your hands again? ;)

    /me looks forward to the next installment.
     
  7. Omega-Seven

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    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    It's actually kinda hard, but I'd been thinking of those for a while...

    MoyDoy, I will not do you for any amoount of money ;) hee hee

    I'm also working on a Aaliyah "Respawn again"

    Terror? Easy peasy

    Terror (War - Edwin Starr) [For the Lord-high m0]

    Terror! huhhh haaah! What is he good for?
    Absolutely: NOTHING! uh huuuuuuh

    Terror! Huuuh haah! What is he good for?
    Absolutely: NOTHING! say it again y'all

    Terror! huuuuhh hhaaah! (good gawd yaw) What is he good for?
    Absolutely: NOTHING! Listen to meh:

    Terror I despise, because to me he's destruction of this fun game,
    Terror is a llama, the king llama m0's,
    Using skin cheats, and ruinging games,
    I say it
    TERROR! HuuuuHHH! Goo Gawd yaw! What is he good for?
    Absolutely: NOTHING! Kick ban his @$$!

    Terror! huuuuhh hhaaah! (good gawd yaw) What is he good for?
    Absolutely: NOTHING! Listen to meh:
    Terror, He ain't nothing, but a m0tard,
    Friend only to llama-h4x0rz,

    Terror! is an enemy to all PuF-kind,
    The thought of Terror as a Moderator blows my mind,
    Terror as posed as Y5, within #PlanetUnreal,
    But the m0 couldn't hack it, and now he's banned

    TERROR! good GAWD yaw, What are you here for?
    You're absolutely Useless (GET OUTTA HERE)
    Terror! huuuuh huuuh huuuuuuuuh, Good gawd yaw, What is he good for?
    Absolutely: m0tarded!
    Terror! huuuuhh hhaaah! (good gawd yaw) What is he good for?
    Absolutely: NOTHING! Listen to meh:
    Terror, He ain't nothing, but a m0tard,
    Friend only to llama-h4x0rz,

    Terror has ruined many good fun games,
    Left newbies unhappy, bitter and mean,
    Online time is too expensive to spend putting up with Terror each day,
    Terror can't give fun, he can only take it away!

    Terror! huuuuuh! good gawd yaw What is he good for?
    Absolutely: Nothing!

    Terror! huuuuh! Good gawd yaw...What is he good for?

    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

    m0.
     
  8. gramps

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    LOL!!!

    Jing, you da man! :D
     
  9. Omega-Seven

    Omega-Seven New Member

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    I can't edit my own messages for some reason =(
    But anyway, I have a new one kicking around in my head

    "MoyDoy" (Cowboy - Kid rock)

    Moy Doy.... Moy Doy....

    Well I'm logging on to #Pu and I'm hit a server,
    Where newbies fear my flak, shock-ho it and shield belt,
    Find a server with low ping, chilled like Zac,
    Jump into the game and find a spot to camp,
    And I'ma Flak Spam-it up and down the map,
    With sniper rifle and head shots a lot,
    Sneak into the base and steal the flag, Saying "i gots da flag",
    Then WAnk that biyatch all tha way back for a cap,
    Give a post on the forum, chill in IRC,
    Invade a server, frag a new-bie,
    Said doyawanna? I wanna OWN,

    [blah blah blah]

    Cause I wanna be A Moy Doy baybee....
    With the ping down low and flak gun spamming,
    Moy Doy baybee....
    PU chilling with the PuF gang gaming,
    I wanna be a Moy Doy baybee....
    Frag all night and I sleep all day,
    Moy Doy baybee....
    I can smell a ping from a mile away
     
  10. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    BWAHAHAH!!!!!!

    AHAHAH!!!!!!!!! the forums are pickup up again!!!!! LOLOLOL that is the funniest thing i have seen since the pooping dog!!!!!!! lol jing you are the MAN!!!!!!!
     
  11. Game0rz

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    since the pooping dog eh?
    so what would that be yesterday!?
    hehe
    but good songs,i like em :)
     
  12. Rodzilla

    Rodzilla PuF Fossil

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    ROFLMAO!! That's even as funny as Boom's song! ROFLMAO @ the one for terror.
     
  13. ~Cobra~

    ~Cobra~ Cursed!

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    jing man.. u r the man :)
     
  14. RizMan

    RizMan rizm0

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    There's not much to say Jing: your songs just rock man ;) ;)
     
  15. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    LOL!

    They rule! More! More! :)
     
  16. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Thanks man, this will light the rest of my day.
     
  17. Swedix

    Swedix Retired from UT2004

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    God job, Jing.
    Now You must do a song of every PuF:er and then put them on mp3.
    Wasn't Selerox or someone in a band?

    Come on now, we need some more music to frag to.
     
  18. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    mmmmmmm, almost 400 there. Goodey, goodey.

    You, me and henke are gonna claim these forums swedish territory one day.
     
  19. Swedix

    Swedix Retired from UT2004

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    We could really need some more Swedish ppl in here.
     
  20. MoyDoy

    MoyDoy Taking myself way too seriously

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    Tell your friends.

    Doh! You're a PuF and don't have any real life friends. Sorry.
     
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