Originally posted by war-ped
ok ill say this one last time, THIS IS NOT A JOKE THREAD!
Isnt it? It very much seems like it? Maybe im wrong.
Either way, is getting angry going to solve anything?
Dear Doctor CHRYSt
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Isnt it? It very much seems like it? Maybe im wrong.
Either way, is getting angry going to solve anything?
You're a sub There's nothing wrong with this, but one night, why not try the dominate role. Get on top, and you do the teasing/torturing/etc. You might find out something about yourself that you didnt' previously know.Originally posted by DeeperShade
I see power struggles going on. Why are you all so angry? This is a thread for fun, not anger
Originally posted by DeeperShade
I see power struggles going on. Why are you all so angry? This is a thread for fun, not anger
im glad someone aggress with me.
and if this thread seriously isnt a joke, and I thought it was then you guys got some problems.
reason why I thought it was a joke was because you posted this wanting to see what CHRYSt would say to you, because he went down hard and flamed this one kid who had problems with his life. I figured you guys where trying to just get attention and make a big joke outta this.
Originally posted by CHRYSt
You're a sub There's nothing wrong with this, but one night, why not try the dominate role. Get on top, and you do the teasing/torturing/etc. You might find out something about yourself that you didnt' previously know.
But am I a sub? Have i submitted here? I dont see it
I dont find this kind of humour very funny, but others do, so please dont try this with me
Wow! I didn't expect you would give the answers to my problems this quick. I immediately had my mom get a roll of that. It works fine!! I didn't fall off my chair anymore! I do have another problem now, though. I had to visit the toilet just 5 minutes ago, but since I was taped to my chair I couldn't move.
The odor makes me sick. How do I get rid of this nasty scent?
I really hope you come with a solution quick, because I'll probably throw up if I can't get rid of this stench fast.
Yours truly,
3s
that's the spirit, take control. Do you feel better? If not, then Domination isn't for you. It's ok. Thst's why there are doms and subs...the differences make life fun.Originally posted by DeeperShade
But am I a sub? Have i submitted here? I dont see it
I dont find this kind of humour very funny, but others do, so please dont try this with me
If you still feel like crap, you could always drink some tasty engine coolant.
Well, this one is simple too:
http://www.wd-40.com/ will get you off your chair. As for cleanup, use a water/ammonia mixture. one part ammonia to 5 parts water should do it. I'd recommend bleach, but chances are that your chair would be ruined.
Hello Doctor,
Just a short note to keep you updated on my improvement. I found the cutest guy in Seattle! He's 7" and 264 lbs, so I guess you could call him burly
. He invited me to join one of his parties in the Seattle Bathhouse "Basic Plumbing (1505 10th Ave)". I will go and visit him soon. I can hardly wait! Thanks for making my life worthwhile again!
Yours truly,
3s
Hello Doctor,
I told my mom to get some right away and she did, but she got really angry when she saw me tied to my chair, covered with WD-40® and bathing in my own dung. She says I have changed since I've been writing with you. But, thanks to you, I feel finally alive. I am so grateful for everything you did for me. I even dared to stand up and yell "Fùck you!" in her face. You are my redeemer!!
Forever yours,
3s
Yes, remember everyone, yelling "fück you" at whatever authority figure is within earshot can do wonders for your personal morale, and will generally make you feel just spiffy.
Dear Dr. CHRYSt
I know a rich person who thinks of me as their best friend. I find this person VERY irratating in that his Ego is large and he never lets anyone forget how rich he is. He calls me to go "hang out" almost every day and I am running out of excuses. I have seen him real ****-up the lives of people who have crossed him in the past, so I dont really know how to get rid of him safely. What should I do?
I know a rich person who thinks of me as their best friend. I find this person VERY irratating in that his Ego is large and he never lets anyone forget how rich he is. He calls me to go "hang out" almost every day and I am running out of excuses. I have seen him real ****-up the lives of people who have crossed him in the past, so I dont really know how to get rid of him safely. What should I do?
Mute
All you have to do is smile!
Dear Dr CHRYSt
The women still doesn't want me. They say it's because I talk about mungings, Hot Carls and pee-parties all the time when I drink. Because you made me start doing this, you better have a cure.
The women still doesn't want me. They say it's because I talk about mungings, Hot Carls and pee-parties all the time when I drink. Because you made me start doing this, you better have a cure.
This is a situation that must be handled carefully.
The first and most obvious, is the Final Solution®.
A bullet through the back of the head, and his house burned to the ground.
Other solutions require a bit more cunning. Try hitting on him. Rich men are usually rather homophobic. He'll get scared off and stop calling you.
If not, and he's into it, then for the price of a little anal invasion, you can share his wealth.
Or start playing up your apparent poorness. When he says "Look at all my money" respond with "Yeah well, I'm so poor that my last meal was a pile of feces left by a bum in the gutter!"
That'll show him who's really got thee better life.
Girls are very finicky creatures. I have exactly one peice of advice:
Girls are clunky.
Take it as you will. Just remember, that you're only alive in order to breed. If you can't reproduce, then please, Naturally select yourself.
Hi Dr. CHRYSt,
I have a problem. Every time I'm having sex I have to start thinking of handicapped midgets in purple-polka dotted spandex bouncing on a trampoline b4 I can finish.
Is there any hope for me?
I have a problem. Every time I'm having sex I have to start thinking of handicapped midgets in purple-polka dotted spandex bouncing on a trampoline b4 I can finish.
Is there any hope for me?
No. there is not. You'll never get it.
Every red-blooded male wants nothing more than a capper in his bed. None of us ever get it thanks to the bleeding heart hippies who can't keep their mouths shut.
Tho in heaven, all the hot chicks are paraplegic midgets, so go ahead and join the Choir Invisible. You'll see.
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