Caption This Contest: Crackin' Nuts Edition

[Sir_Brizz]

Why is this guy so happy? Because he's feeling lucky in the latest BeyondUnreal contest, of course! This time we've got a rare Bulletstorm nutcracker up for grabs. The contest is open to everyone!

As with last time, let's get our caption on! This time we're going Bulletstorm style. So here, again, are the steps to enter:

• Find a screenshot of Bulletstorm (or use the one to the right)
• Think of a clever or completely lame caption for the screenshot (we really don't care, and it won't affect your chances of winning!)
• Post the screenshot and caption in the comment thread
• Wait to win!

Please keep the captions free of Epic bashing. But certainly don't worry about keeping them clean. With that said, good luck! (Oh, and here's some pictures of the prize)

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[GTD-Carthage]

[SCREENSHOT]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/05/bulletstorm51110.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]
"I'd hit it."

 

[FreakinMeany]

"You got a little mercenary stuck in your teeth. Lemme get that out for ya'."

 

[MrMaddog]

Doom Guy needs a haircut, his helmet doesn't fit anymore

 

[G.Lecter]

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[Hideinlight]

[screenshot]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1044/bstorm1101221s.jpg[/screenshot]

"My HEAD is bigger than your head"

 

[Miko]

"One barrel two barrel three barrel four barrel making its way up you're little rear barrel"

 

[DevilBlackDeath]

[SCREENSHOT]http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2010/08/bulletstorm_online_screen4_01.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]
Who said size doesn't matter!

 

[r1esG0]

Ishi: Damn, well kicked in the stomach!
Grayson: oh yeah... sure in the stomach....

 

[[GU]elmur_fud]

[SCREENSHOT]http://www.acliffhanger.com/bulletstorm/bstormart1920.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]

Oooo look! I have that same wallpaper in my bathroom.

 

[-=WolverinE=-]

Now with 99% more meat!

 

[Jackal]

This guy is happy because he just found out he has been cast for Cloverfield 2.

 

[{Ogre}Spin]

...and as soon as it stopped looking cute we just flushed it down the toilet.

 

[jinnxxx]

"Move building! Me and the Hare are having a race, and this time, its personal.

 

[colonelkane]

Bulletstorm, the only game that comes with ADHD of it's own.

 

[gameaholik89]

I'll shove my foot up your ass bitch

"I'll shove my foot up your ass bitch"

 

[NeoNite]

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

 

[xchiodos21x]

Off With Your Head!!!!

 

[eliot]

[SCREENSHOT]http://www.beyondunreal.com/media/bstorm_110122_1.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]
"LOL what a gun! Free dinner time!"

 

[Festering Anus]

"I LIKE TURTLES"