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Caption This Contest: Crackin' Nuts Edition

Discussion in 'News & Articles' started by Sir_Brizz, Jan 22, 2011.

  1. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    [​IMG] Why is this guy so happy? Because he's feeling lucky in the latest BeyondUnreal contest, of course! This time we've got a rare Bulletstorm nutcracker up for grabs. The contest is open to everyone!

    As with last time, let's get our caption on! This time we're going Bulletstorm style. So here, again, are the steps to enter:

    • Find a screenshot of Bulletstorm (or use the one to the right)
    • Think of a clever or completely lame caption for the screenshot (we really don't care, and it won't affect your chances of winning!)
    • Post the screenshot and caption in the comment thread
    • Wait to win!

    Please keep the captions free of Epic bashing. But certainly don't worry about keeping them clean. With that said, good luck! (Oh, and here's some pictures of the prize)

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  2. GTD-Carthage

    GTD-Carthage SPMA

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    [SCREENSHOT]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/05/bulletstorm51110.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]
    "I'd hit it."
     
  3. FreakinMeany

    FreakinMeany Booga booga boo!

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    "You got a little mercenary stuck in your teeth. Lemme get that out for ya'."
     
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    MrMaddog Flak Monkey

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    Doom Guy needs a haircut, his helmet doesn't fit anymore
     
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    G.Lecter Registered Tester

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    [screenshot]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1044/bstorm1101221s.jpg[/screenshot]

    "My HEAD is bigger than your head"
     
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    Miko Mikommander

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    "One barrel two barrel three barrel four barrel making its way up you're little rear barrel"
     
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    [SCREENSHOT]http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2010/08/bulletstorm_online_screen4_01.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]
    Who said size doesn't matter!
     
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    r1esG0 Unreal Engine Padawan

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    Ishi: Damn, well kicked in the stomach!
    Grayson: oh yeah... sure in the stomach....
     
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    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    [SCREENSHOT]http://www.acliffhanger.com/bulletstorm/bstormart1920.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]

    Oooo look! I have that same wallpaper in my bathroom.
     
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    Now with 99% more meat!
     
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    Jackal Crapass

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    This guy is happy because he just found out he has been cast for Cloverfield 2.
     
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    ...and as soon as it stopped looking cute we just flushed it down the toilet.
     
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    Bulletstorm, the only game that comes with ADHD of it's own.
     
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    I'll shove my foot up your ass bitch

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    "I'll shove my foot up your ass bitch"
     
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    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
     
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    xchiodos21x im sorry did i do that

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    Off With Your Head!!!!
     
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    "LOL what a gun! Free dinner time!"
     
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    "I LIKE TURTLES"
     

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