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Caption This Contest: Crackin' Nuts Edition

Discussion in 'News & Articles' started by Sir_Brizz, Jan 22, 2011.

  1. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    ^needs viagra. :2thumb:
     
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  2. Slainchild

    Slainchild Gold Member

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    [SCREENSHOT]http://www.beyondunreal.com/media/bstorm_110122_1.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]

    *Monster starts rubbing its rear-end up against the corner of a skyscraper*

    "UNNNGGHHAGGHH... AOAAUGHHH... ye.... UAGHH... mmh.. AAAAHHHHH!!!! THAT HIT THE SPOT!!!"
     
  3. piggymanlord

    piggymanlord New Member

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    "I think we're going to need a bigger boat"
     
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  4. FragTastic

    FragTastic Hitscanned

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    "Anyone see that cute AT-AT walker I was chatting up earlier?"
     
  5. timelessxreaper

    timelessxreaper New Member

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    honey iam home whats for dinner
     
  6. hermes

    hermes New Member

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    "OOops... I accidentally the whole game!"
     
  7. Bi()ha2arD

    Bi()ha2arD Toxic!

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    CHEST HIGH WALLS!
     
  8. Mozi

    Mozi Zer0 as a number

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    "Oh ****, he just kicked that dude into some lava! I am out of here bro, peace! By the way, anyone know where my face is?"
     
  9. Flak

    Flak I am Gamer, hear me Pwn. RAWR

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    LOL <3
     
  10. FreakinMeany

    FreakinMeany Booga booga boo!

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    Yeah, that was definitely a funny one :)
     
  11. MOD_CHARLES

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    I want bulletstorm ,thanks![​IMG]
     
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  13. Mozi

    Mozi Zer0 as a number

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    Oh **** me sideways...I am going need a ****ing bulldozer to pick up after you. I should have bought that ****ing cat at the pet store instead.
     
  14. Raven

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    [SCREENSHOT]http://www.gamevolt.pl/static/media/ilustracje/2010/12/15/Bulletstorm_001.jpg[/SCREENSHOT]
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
     
  15. Jessebessoir

    Jessebessoir Guest

    So it wouldnt let me put a pic :/

    Chuck Noris aint got **** on me motha ****a!!!
     
  16. FreakinMeany

    FreakinMeany Booga booga boo!

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    That should be "Nooooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" :D
     
  17. Grasshopper

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    beyond.jpg
    Jabba says it's a Rancor, but, my analyst says it's maternal rejection.

    (lifted from the '60s series "My World and Welcome to it")
     
  18. Cr4zyB4st4rd

    Cr4zyB4st4rd I make awesome ©

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    I told you, people can fly.
     
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    Open wide and say "Ahhhhhh"
     

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