Bitch Slap

[QUALTHWAR]

It’s new! It’s fantastic! It’s the Bitch Slap by Bonko.

Is your woman messin’ with your head? Give her the Bitch Slap! Are you tired of her being right all the time? Bitch Slap that no-good know-it-all!

Here’s how it works! Bitch Slap is made of 4 pounds of solid iron. Just go upside her head a time or two with Bitch Slap and she will see God. Bitch Slap even comes with a handle on top to give you that extra whip to bash her even while she’s running away. Now I can’t do this all day, but if you order now, I’ll also send you the Bitch Muzzle; just pay separate shipping and handling. Making that mouthy bitch STFU could never be easier.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

That's quite the under-bite.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Hey! Don't make me Bitch Slap you!!

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Get back in the kitchen and make me a chicken pot pie, biotch!!


/starts swingin' Bitch Slap around

 

[QUALTHWAR]

and bring me an RC cola!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

... and a moon pie

 

[TurdDrive]

That's quite the under-bite.

Actually its an over bite

i have one

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i think i have a little bit of an underbite. Monkey Boy would know all about this. He's a dentist. Actually, his wife is also a dentist. I bet they tell their kids to brush like 45 times a day.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

<homer simpson>I know. It's a hovercar!</homer simpson>