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Bitch Slap

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    It’s new! It’s fantastic! It’s the Bitch Slap by Bonko.

    Is your woman messin’ with your head? Give her the Bitch Slap! Are you tired of her being right all the time? Bitch Slap that no-good know-it-all!

    Here’s how it works! Bitch Slap is made of 4 pounds of solid iron. Just go upside her head a time or two with Bitch Slap and she will see God. Bitch Slap even comes with a handle on top to give you that extra whip to bash her even while she’s running away. Now I can’t do this all day, but if you order now, I’ll also send you the Bitch Muzzle; just pay separate shipping and handling. Making that mouthy bitch STFU could never be easier.

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  2. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    That's quite the under-bite.
     
  3. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Hey! Don't make me Bitch Slap you!!
     
  4. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Get back in the kitchen and make me a chicken pot pie, biotch!!


    /starts swingin' Bitch Slap around
     
  5. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    and bring me an RC cola!
     
  6. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    ... and a moon pie
     
  7. TurdDrive

    TurdDrive sam k

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    Actually its an over bite

    i have one :(
     
  8. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    i think i have a little bit of an underbite. Monkey Boy would know all about this. He's a dentist. Actually, his wife is also a dentist. I bet they tell their kids to brush like 45 times a day.
     
  9. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    <homer simpson>I know. It's a hovercar!</homer simpson>
     

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