I'll require that question in the form of an answer
You think you can fool this monkey? Well, masturbation or not, I'll need that question in the form of an answer first.
But to answer your first question about my feces throwing habits, I do find that I have a contradiction problem at times.
To your second question, I first need to know if the original trains were developed pre- or post- 1956. Either way the answer is: "probably never, b/c you never stated their departure times" and "3 milliseconds".
Glad to see that you have a hand to masturb....I mean, "type" with.