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Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by MONKEY BOY, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    MONKEY BOY is in the house.
     
  2. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    shouldn't you be living in a tree or something?
     
  3. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    Yes! The prophecy has been fulfilled!
     
  4. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    There was a Monkey Boy prophecy? How come no one copies me on these memos?
     
  5. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    We sent you a memo. You thought it was a shopping list.
     
  6. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    well, this explains why i purchased a monkey.
     
  7. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    The real Monkey Boy rides YSR50's and lives in Arizona. Unless I get photographic proof I denounce any imposter.
     
  8. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    I must leave now

    MONKEY BOY is gone...for his duty has been fulfilled...for now.
     
  9. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    I was here

    Just to be clear and to answer my question: I was here.
     
  10. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Isn’t this a contradiction?

    ‘I am not one of those who throw feces’

    ‘While I may not be the first one to throw feces,
    I will not hesitate to be the second’
     
  11. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Hey, MONKEY BOY! Your blog states that you are a dentist. This is great because I have a question for you:

    If a train track stretches 2,500 miles from L.A. to New York, and a train leaves New York heading towards L.A. at 38 m.p.h. and another train leaves L.A. heading towards New York traveling at 53 m.p.h., how long will it be before they meet?

    I’ll need your answer in the form of a question, and in milliseconds.
     
  12. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    I'll require that question in the form of an answer

    You think you can fool this monkey? Well, masturbation or not, I'll need that question in the form of an answer first.

    But to answer your first question about my feces throwing habits, I do find that I have a contradiction problem at times.

    To your second question, I first need to know if the original trains were developed pre- or post- 1956. Either way the answer is: "probably never, b/c you never stated their departure times" and "3 milliseconds".

    Glad to see that you have a hand to masturb....I mean, "type" with.
     
  13. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    Oh, oh, my turn!

    How much poo could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck poo?
     
  14. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    That's a toughy

    Maybe QWALTHWAR can answer that one...

    QWALTHWAR?
     
  15. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    i asked how long; not at what time.
     
  16. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    Same answer

    The answer will still be "probably never". That's how long. So, it is assumed they left at the same time? Or did one leave 1 hour earlier than the other...or 10 hours earlier than the other....or 10 minutes later than the other....or....

    well, it'll still be midnight of "never"....or noon of "probably never"
     
  17. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    assume they left at the same. they didn't stop, all that good stuff. after all, i can't make it too hard since you're a monkey dentist
     
  18. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    MONKEY BOY is lost

    Well then you've lost me. It's kinda like quantum mechanics vs. arithmetic. Monkeys may be able to do quantum mechanics just fine, but when it comes down to things like arithmetics....then you've lost me. I frequently cannot remember my own name (which is the reason my name here is "MONKEY BOY"...even though my appearance may befuddle others).

    When you ask a train question you should always include every single known factor known to monkeykind that may deviate the train's path along its trek so as not to confuse the monkey.
     
  19. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Monkey math made easy

    If you pedal a bike at 3mph for 2 hours, you’ve traveled a total of 6 miles.


    We know that a total of 2500 miles will be traveled by the trains. Some of that by one train, and some by the other. We also know that this distance will be covered by one train going at 38mph and the other at 53mph. that’s a total of 91 mph.

    So using the 3mph for 2 hours =6 miles thing, we can say 91*T = 2500. That time works out to 27.47253 hours. That’s when they hit.

    38*27.47253 = 1043.956 miles
    53*27.47253 = 1456.044 miles
    1043.956 + 1456.044 = 2500 miles
     
  20. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    Make sure you carry the one. Where you carry it to is your decision.
     

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