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Agentsmith's Comedy Corner

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AgentSmith, Mar 17, 2000.

  1. AgentSmith

    AgentSmith New Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  2. Andirez

    Andirez push the limits

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    Uhm... it was feeling like it ?
     
  3. AgentSmith

    AgentSmith New Member

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    Andirez push the limits

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    Its head was gunned down by a M16 and it couldn't see where it was going ?
     
  5. Mr. T

    Mr. T New Member

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    So what's the punch line?
     
  6. AgentSmith

    AgentSmith New Member

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    The chicken was drunk!

    hehehehheeeeeeeeeehhehehehehehheheeeee *cough* *cough*

    YOU MAY LAUGH NOW!
     
  7. Andirez

    Andirez push the limits

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    You gotta come up with a better line than that !

    Don't like that at all...

    Andirez (Dissapointed in AgentSmith /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif )
     
  8. Andirez

    Andirez push the limits

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    Did I say I was dissapointed ?
     
  9. INF_Neo

    INF_Neo Infiltration Sound Engineer

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    Yup.
    Bad joke, I should close this thread and ban you for 3 days, Agent Smith!
     
  10. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    BTW: what is this ban-story; are you really able to ban someone from this MB?
    And that bad was the joke not..

    Just like:
    What's the smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank?

    Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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  11. INF_Neo

    INF_Neo Infiltration Sound Engineer

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    Yes, my son, I can ban you, change your name, change your password, change your sig, change your posts...nope I can't

    I liked the M16 joke variation more.
     
  12. AgentSmith

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    AgentSmith be good boy! Yes he be good!

    Have Mercy, I thought of a better ending!

    The Chicken crossed the road because his he had a bad experience with laser-vision correction and his eyes as well as half of his skull were now a pile of mush that had collected across the street. So determined to get them he walked across.

    Now I have an even FUNNIER joke!

    Alright, there are two cows and they are having a pleasant conversation in the farm:

    Cow 1:
    " Say marve, have you heard the news about mad cow disease spreading.. it's just awful!"

    Cow 2:
    "Well, I don't have to worry about that.."

    Cow 1:
    "Why?"

    Cow 2:
    "Cause I'm a helicopter!! Weeeeee!!"
     
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    Nope, not any better. Sorry /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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  14. Mr. T

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    ok, it's safe to commence with the banning and thread closing now. /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif
     
  15. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    HAHAHAHAHA..
    The cow joke was good!

    For anybody who likes to know the end of my joke:
    The smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank is:
    THE TANK COMMANDERS BRAIN!!!

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  16. MrTicky

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    Ah... OK

    Agent Smith... HAHAHAHAAAAHAH!!!

    sorry, it's just funny posting such a topic... /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

    N e way, Read your clan topic, Cheers.

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  17. MrTicky

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    Hmmm, lemme think, oh yeah...

    WARNING: This Post has explicit language

    PLZ DONT BAN ME FROM THE MB

    IF YOU ARE INSULTED, PLZ JUST TELL ME ITS NOT APPROPIATE, I'VE CENSORED THE WORDS...

    Cheers!

    OK, a joke that was funny but childish!

    Da Story = Rudolph & Santa... Oooo!
    (Rudolph Reindeer Theme)

    Rudolph da red nose wanker
    Had a very empty crucht
    Rudolph da red nose wanker
    He does care very much

    And one dark black afternoon
    Santa came to say
    Rudoplh with your tiny d*ck
    Give me anal sexy pr*ck!

    hehe /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

    Sorry if it's not funny no more!

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  18. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT NEO!!!!!!

    That's not funny at all, that's sick!

    CLOSE IT NOW!!!!

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  19. INF_Neo

    INF_Neo Infiltration Sound Engineer

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