A lighter side to racism (lol, that doest quite seem to click)
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Why should you never buy a motorcycle from a Mexican?
'Cause it's probably already yours...
What did God say after creating a black man?
Atleast this one ain't half-baked...
****Off topic joke****
A man and his wife get into an argument shortly before they are due for a costume party. Apparently, the woman believes her husband has been having one night stands with every lady he meets. The woman gets upset, and she decides to stay home. The man, being so sick of his wife, has no problem with it.
Later on, about a half-hour later, the woman is nervous about him being at the party with all those other young ladies. She decided that she would test him. She got up, and looked around for a costume, and found one, emphasizing her body, but hiding her face. She went to the party, and she saw a character who resembled her husband, wearing the same outfit he left with.
The first thing she said to him was "hey darlin, come here often?". He replied, "Unfortunately, yes. I really hate these places, ya know?". She went right to the chase and said, "Well, you want to have some fun? I have just the thing that you need". He knew exactly what she was talking about. "Oh well, I guess my wife will just have to stay in the dark about this one", he said quietly. "You're married??" She asked. "Yeah, but that old bitch and I got into a fight tonight and I dont give a rat's ass about her." he said. "Well since I know you wont be getting any tonight, I guess you'll need to have fun even more than I thought." she said as she escorted him outside.
The two had sex for about 15 minutes, and she had all the proof she needed. She went home later, before the party ended and went to bed for the night. When her husband got home, she was ready to start throwing questions at him. She asked what happened at the party, and his reply was....
"Well, I didn't really do much there. Some of the guys and I played some poker in the back room, nothing much happened to me at all", he said nervously. She said, "I refuse to believe any of that". He interupted and said, "well... ok I lost about four hundred bucks. I wasn't exactly lucky."
A couple seconds passed, and he said "Speaking of luck, you'll never believe what happened to the guy who borrowed my costume."
'Cause it's probably already yours...
What did God say after creating a black man?
Atleast this one ain't half-baked...
****Off topic joke****
A man and his wife get into an argument shortly before they are due for a costume party. Apparently, the woman believes her husband has been having one night stands with every lady he meets. The woman gets upset, and she decides to stay home. The man, being so sick of his wife, has no problem with it.
Later on, about a half-hour later, the woman is nervous about him being at the party with all those other young ladies. She decided that she would test him. She got up, and looked around for a costume, and found one, emphasizing her body, but hiding her face. She went to the party, and she saw a character who resembled her husband, wearing the same outfit he left with.
The first thing she said to him was "hey darlin, come here often?". He replied, "Unfortunately, yes. I really hate these places, ya know?". She went right to the chase and said, "Well, you want to have some fun? I have just the thing that you need". He knew exactly what she was talking about. "Oh well, I guess my wife will just have to stay in the dark about this one", he said quietly. "You're married??" She asked. "Yeah, but that old bitch and I got into a fight tonight and I dont give a rat's ass about her." he said. "Well since I know you wont be getting any tonight, I guess you'll need to have fun even more than I thought." she said as she escorted him outside.
The two had sex for about 15 minutes, and she had all the proof she needed. She went home later, before the party ended and went to bed for the night. When her husband got home, she was ready to start throwing questions at him. She asked what happened at the party, and his reply was....
"Well, I didn't really do much there. Some of the guys and I played some poker in the back room, nothing much happened to me at all", he said nervously. She said, "I refuse to believe any of that". He interupted and said, "well... ok I lost about four hundred bucks. I wasn't exactly lucky."
A couple seconds passed, and he said "Speaking of luck, you'll never believe what happened to the guy who borrowed my costume."
Another racial slur:
Coon Poon
Whites
White girls who only date black/non-white men. (Derived from "Fag Hag" - straight women who hang out with gay men.)
Coon Poon
Whites
White girls who only date black/non-white men. (Derived from "Fag Hag" - straight women who hang out with gay men.)
Kuroshio Apocal
Sucka Free
A white guy, black guy, and native guy are all on a lifeboat, loaded down with stuff in the middle of the ocean. A storm comes upon them and pretty soon they realize that something has to go overboard to keep afloat. The white guy says, "Here toss this computer overboard."
Seeing the looks of shock from the two other dudes, he says, "Don't worry where I come from, there are a lot more."
The black guy, not to be outdone, tosses over a full collection of CDs. He says, "Don't worry where I come from, there are a lot more."
The native guy, looks at his meager possessions and the two other guys. Then he grabs the white guy and tosses him over the side. Seeing the black guy lurch back in terror he says, "Don't worry where I come from, there are a lot more."
Seeing the looks of shock from the two other dudes, he says, "Don't worry where I come from, there are a lot more."
The black guy, not to be outdone, tosses over a full collection of CDs. He says, "Don't worry where I come from, there are a lot more."
The native guy, looks at his meager possessions and the two other guys. Then he grabs the white guy and tosses him over the side. Seeing the black guy lurch back in terror he says, "Don't worry where I come from, there are a lot more."
Kuroshio Apocal
Sucka Free
A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college
locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, "How come
yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that."
The black guy laughs and says, "You can. Tie a heavy weight to it
for a couple of weeks. It'll stretch and get big and look just
like mine."
Two weeks later they meet again. The black guy asks, "Has it grown
any?"
The poor Asian guy responds, "It hasn't grown at all yet - but it
has gone black!"
locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, "How come
yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that."
The black guy laughs and says, "You can. Tie a heavy weight to it
for a couple of weeks. It'll stretch and get big and look just
like mine."
Two weeks later they meet again. The black guy asks, "Has it grown
any?"
The poor Asian guy responds, "It hasn't grown at all yet - but it
has gone black!"