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A lighter side to racism (lol, that doest quite seem to click)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Aeris, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. Aeris

    Aeris K.O.S (Determination)

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    Hehe, I was looking up some racial slurs to insult Balli with earier today, :)p) and I came across some of the funniest racial terms I have ever seen. There is one for every colour/race/country, I thought it would be quite funny to post some an generaly have a laugh at racism, cause lets face it, its only as serious as you make it out to be :D

    They are set out as shown immediately below :)

    1st line = Slur
    2nd line = Represents
    3rd line = Reasons/Origins

    Arf:
    Blacks:
    African Rock Fish. Term for Blacks due to their poor swimming abilities.
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    Bandwidth Nig<b></b>ger/Whore:
    Asians:
    Represents Asians who, instead of using the Asian video game servers they are assigned, jump to a US server and hog the bandwidth of US users.
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    Beef-Curtain:
    Greeks:
    Possibly originated from their smell.
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    Blacki Chan:
    Blacks:
    Blacks who practice martial arts
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    Brown Tractor:
    Mexicans:
    They sometimes do work tractors might normally be used for.
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    Bruised Banana:
    Asians:
    A "banana" who acts black.
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    (When I call Balli, Owl, yurch, Pac or jaeg a cracKKKer they have somthin to use as a come back now, :lol: )
    Burnt Cracker:
    Blacks:
    Used as a response to Blacks who call Whites crackers.
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    Camel Cowboy:
    Arabs:
    They ride camels like cowboys ride horses.
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    Camel-Jacker:
    Arabs:
    A take off on Camel Jockey and Camel-Humper. This refers to the act of "stimulating" a camel by hand.
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    Caneater:
    Australians:
    They consume a lot of canned beer.
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    Carlton (Banks):
    Blacks:
    Black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" reference.
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    Cat-lick:
    Irish:
    Catholic - Cat-lick.
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    Cheese-Eater:
    Dutch:
    Represents their fondness of eating cheese; used mostly by Germans.
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    Chiegro/Chigger:
    Chinese:
    Refers to Chinese people that try to act like Black people or are half Black.
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    Chite:
    Whites:
    White people trying to act Chinese or Asian.
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    Cowfu<b></b>ck:
    Whites:
    Farmers in the fields getting intimate with their animals
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    Crumpet-Stuffer:
    British:
    They eat crumpets with their tea.
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    Curry-Muncher:
    Indians:
    They eat Curry.
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    Dental Floss Blindfolders:
    Asians:
    Their eyes are so small that you can blindfold them with dental floss.
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    Dicksuckinflog:
    Dutch:
    16th Century term for prostitutes accused of witchcraft.
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    Dusty Nuts:
    Arabs:
    It comes from Arabs living in the desert.
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    Drunk:
    Irish:
    Irish are stereotypically drunks.
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    Windian:
    Whites:
    White people who try to act like they're Indian



    These are a few of at least a few hundred, I found some to be quite interesting, if you look at the site(http://rsdb.fu<b></b>ck.org/(This address has tags in, obviously so juss copy and paste the addy into your browser) on a few it gives you a lil of the origin of the term etc.
    Post a few of the ones you like from the site, I dittnt see them all cause the list is huge! Could be quite funnay :)
    An please dont post tellin me you have been offended by any of the quotes, I decided to post this for everone that can take a joke aswell receive one, cause thats all racism really is a joke :D
     
  2. Ballistophobia

    Ballistophobia Hedonistic Forum Panacea

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    Floppy will always be my fave. :D ;)
     
  3. Aeris

    Aeris K.O.S (Determination)

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    Ohh man, I knew I forgot one! Even I found this one funny:

    Floppy:
    Blacks:
    During the Zulu wars, when blacks were hit by the big muzzle loading bullets. They would flop around on the ground. The term is South African and still in use today

    I know I shouldnt laught, but I just cant help it, :lol:
     
  4. UTProphet

    UTProphet Trial By Fire

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    no you should laugh you damn arfing burnt cracker :p
     
  5. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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  6. {Ghetto_Ghepetto}

    {Ghetto_Ghepetto} I am #1 Asian big boob queen!

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    How do Chinese name their kids? (I'm Chinese, and I found this HALARIOUS!)
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    They throw pots and pans down the stairs

    For those who don't get it...think of the noises pots and pans make when they are dropped. *ping* *pang* ...etc...
     
  7. EndlessInfinity

    EndlessInfinity Where is your god now?

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    Heh, its kinda nice being able to have a thread based on racial slurs without people flaming eachother...

    Like they say, "keep an open mind, and everything will be fine..."
    ...or something to that extent...
     
  8. ElectricSheep

    ElectricSheep Tommy Vegas

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    How about:

    "keep an open mind, and it will hurt less when I skullfu<b></b>ck you..."
     
  9. peachz

    peachz BANNED

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    ...or when I stick it in your ear.

    Pretty harmless stuff, but funny nonetheless.
     
  10. spm1138

    spm1138 Irony Is

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    Sheepshagger

    "If you keep an open mind for long enough, eventually your brain will fall out." - The Little Book Of Despair (or soemthing. Saw it in a bookshop the other day).
     
  11. DeadEyeNick

    DeadEyeNick New Member

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    As long as it insults everyone it's no longer racism.
    I personally find this as funny as hell. :lol:
    "Bruised Banana:
    Asians:
    A "banana" who acts black. "
    Thats kinda true nowadays with asian youth, although some have been so used to that lifestyle they became so natural with it.
     
  12. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    Re: Sheepshagger

    - Been there done that.

    - Um... I always thought it was something... else.
     
  13. spm1138

    spm1138 Irony Is

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    Nonono... the Greeks smell of Beef Curtains...:rolleyes:
     
  14. Scuddie

    Scuddie I am probably better than you.

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    Ummm... Excuse me?!?! How dare you say that about my fellow bandwidth whores! We are not, nor have we ever been, asians who hog US bandwidth. We are the ones who hog US bandwidth from other bandwidth whores. It has nothing to do with Asia...

    Besides, am I the only one who could see this thread coming a mile away, from Aeris's general direction?? :p
     
  15. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    - Heh. Whoops.

    Just saw "Greek" and "beef" and automatically thought of that meaning for the latter noun... :D
     
  16. deeznuts

    deeznuts Pray for the blunted

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    I loved how in the "Royal Tenenbaums" Gene Hackmen called Danny Glover 'Coal Train' :lol:
     
  17. JaFO

    JaFO bugs are features too ...

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    :lol: I knew this one already :D
     
  18. 2_SeeK_U

    2_SeeK_U uni.... meh...

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    DISCLAIMER
    Iam not racist...these are just funny jokes l've heard.

    Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
    A: Call her on the phone.

    thats alittle starter joke,,,,

    Three black guys are driving down the road in a Cadillac one day. They start to drive across train tracks when suddenly the car stalls. They can't get out fast enough and a train comes along and kills them instantly. What is the tragedy of this story?
    A Cadillac seats six
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    A white guy walks into a bar with a black bartender. The white guy looks at the barman and says "Hey ******, get me a drink." The barman gets enraged and says to the white guy, "That's not right man! How would you like it if I did that to you?" The white guy says, "I don't know. Let's try it." So the white guy gets behind the bar, and the black guy sits down and says, "Yo honky, get me a drink!" The barman walks politely over to the black guy and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve niggers here."

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    A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car, who's driving?
    The policeman
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    and last of all......

    An Italian, a French and a Mexican all are window washers at a big company. One day when they were eating lunch the Italian opens his lunchbox and finds lasagna. He says "if my wife makes me lasagna for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump from this platform." The French opens his lunchbox and finds cordon bleu. He says "If my wife makes me cordon bleu for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump and join you." The Mexican opens his lunchbox and finds a peanut butter sandwich. He says "If my wife makes me peanut butter sandwich one more time I'm going to join both of you." The next day, they sit down to their lunches. The Italian opens his lunchbox to find lasagna and he jumps. The French opens his lunchbox to find cordon bleu and he jumps, too. The Mexican opens his lunch to find a peanut butter sandwich and he jumps also. At the funerals the wives come together and talk. The Italian wife says, "I don't know why he killed himself, I thought he loved lasagna." The French wife says, "I don't know why he killed himself, I thought he loved cordon bleu." The Mexican wife says, "I don't know why he killed himself, he made his own lunch."
     
  19. deeznuts

    deeznuts Pray for the blunted

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    Last joke was hilarious 2_seek :lol:
     
  20. JaFO

    JaFO bugs are features too ...

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    I've heard that last one with a Belgian instead of a Mexican ... still funny though ...

    // ===
    a dead man lies on the road ...
    How can you tell it was a white man ?
    There'd be skidmarks in front of him ...

    Why do Belgians always take a knife with them in their vehicle ?
    To make shortcuts ...
     

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