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A cool song I'd like to share.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AgentSmith, Mar 26, 2000.

  1. AgentSmith

    AgentSmith New Member

    Jan 10, 2000
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    What y'all wanna do?

    wanna be hackers, code-crackers, slackers
    wastin' time with all the chat-room yakkers

    9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlet Packard
    workin at a desk with a dumb little placard

    Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
    defraggin' my hard drive for thrills!

    I got me 100 megabytes of ram,
    I never feed trolls and I don't read spam!

    Installed a T1 line in my house,
    always at my PC clickin' on my mizouse!

    Upgrade my system at least twice a day,
    I'm strictly plug-in-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K

    I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him money for short
    I call him up at home and make him do my tech support.

    You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
    You got white-out all over your screen

    You think your Commodore 64 is really neato,
    what kinda chip you got in there, a dorrito?

    Your usin' a 286, don't make me laugh!
    your windows boots up in what a day and a half!

    You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette,
    your the biggest joke on the internet!

    Your database is a disaster,
    your waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster

    Hey fella i bet your livin' in your parents cellar
    downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

    And postin, "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
    I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old yeller
    Your just about as useful as JPEGS to helen keller.

    Wanna run wit my crew huh?
    rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do.

    They call me the king of the spreadsheets,
    I got 'em printed out all over my bed-sheets

    My new computers got the clocks it rocks,
    but it was obsolete before I opened the box!

    You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
    Throw that junk away man it's an antique!

    Your laptop is a month old, that's great!
    if you need a nice, heavy paperweight!

    My digital media is write-protected,
    Every file inspected, no viruses detected.

    I beta-tested every operating system,
    gave props to some and others I dissed 'em

    While your computers crashin' mines multitaskin
    It does all my work without me even askin'

    Got a flat-screen monitor '40 inches wide,
    I believe yours says Etcha-sketch on the side

    In a 32-bit world your a 2-bit user,
    You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser

    Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
    Where'd you get that CPU? In a box of cracker jacks?

    Play me online, well you know I'll beat you.. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you!

    Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson?
    That is the sound of inevitability.
    It is the sound of your death..
  2. Twinkacide

    Twinkacide New Member

    Feb 20, 2000
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    Get with it Smith, the song was big a few months back. Still, Weird Al is the man.

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