The funny pictures thread (new and improved)

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VorLoN

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:crysmile: she's a retarded german Z-list celebrity who's trying to make it big by dj-ing in lingerie, or doing anything in lingerie for money.

She's rarely seen wearing something that covers more than the most necessary regions of the female body (in public at least). And if you're German like I happen to be, then you absolutely have to be embarrassed for her.
 

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She's rarely seen wearing something that covers more than the most necessary regions of the female body (in public at least). And if you're German like I happen to be, then you absolutely have to be embarrassed for her.

I am embarrassed, I thought that smiley :crysmile: would imply that and some...

so, you're a german living in the netherlands. Did you move for job reasons or for doobie snacks?
 

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:crysmile: she's a retarded german Z-list celebrity who's trying to make it big by dj-ing in lingerie, or doing anything in lingerie for money.
yeah that's called "being a woman" for the most part.
it may be the 21st century, but women still have the majority of their self-worth as human beings wrapped up in how fuckable they are. I mean, if you have to DJ like this:

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in order to get people to come to your shows then guess what?
your music sucks.

I'll pass.
she looks like any other dime-a-dozen wanna-be whore.
 
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VorLoN

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I am embarrassed, I thought that smiley :crysmile: would imply that and some...

You and I are aware of that, I just suddenly felt the need to apologize to the rest of the world ;)

so, you're a german living in the netherlands. Did you move for job reasons or for doobie snacks?

I'll go for answer A. The country of the towering giants is a nice place to stay though.
 

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what?
nigga' please.

I don't think anyone is saying they wouldn't have sex with her (assuming she's... clean).
we're just acknowledging that she's another dime-a-dozen, no-talent, attention-seeking whore. but that doesn't mean she's not fuckable ;)