Ask A Woman.
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Ha, why do you always come off as a pervert that has sex with a lot of women even though you have a wife?
Doggy
...Ive never had an orgasm doing it that way. On top for me
wat
Effin indecisive women.
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When boys start jacking off all over themselves and everything they can get off with around puberty, are girls doing the same, but in a more girly way, or are you guys at that age so sold on that your vagina is nothing but a place of misery that you don't discover it's greatness until the later years of high school?
Because you don't marry the first woman you bang. There were a few before her.
Ha, why do you always come off as a pervert that has sex with a lot of women even though you have a wife?
Because you don't marry the first woman you bang. There were a few before her.
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Effin indecisive women.
hey, it keeps us on our toes.
and our knees. and our backs. and our sides. on our heads.
and it definitely keeps us on the hooch.
Festering Anus
Cheeto Hans
Effin indecisive women.
HA HA I prefer doggy out of the 3 positions as its deeper but then when im ready to orgasm I have to jump on top for it to really hit the spot!!
Telling you all this info feels so wrong!
Isn't the point of being a lesbian that you're not attracted to men/male body parts? So the perceived inadequacy a dildo has in mimicking "the real thing" should hardly be a problem for an actual lesbian.
May be hard to understand if you're a straight woman, but take it from a man, I never had a problem with dildos not performing as well as someone's penis because frankly, I don't care about people's penii.
May be hard to understand if you're a straight woman, but take it from a man, I never had a problem with dildos not performing as well as someone's penis because frankly, I don't care about people's penii.
This is my recipe for white chocolate & lemon cookies.
110g unsalted butter, softened
100g caster sugar
55g soft brown sugar
pinch of salt
zest of one lemon
1 teaspoon lemon extract
1 large egg, beaten
170g plain flour
1/2 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
200g white chocolate, chopped into chunks
Preheat oven to 190C (fan-forced 170C). Line a baking sheet with a teflon sheet, silpat or greased baking parchment.
Cream butter, caster sugar, soft brown sugar and salt together until fluffy. Beat in the lemon zest and lemon extract. Taste and add more extract if it’s not lemony enough for you. Beat in the egg until well combined.
Stir the flour and bicarbonate of soda together then sift over the creamed mixture. Mix together until just combined, add the chocolate chunks and continue mixing until well combined.
Drop well-spaced heaped teaspoonfuls of cookie dough onto the prepared baking sheet. Bake for 7-8 minutes until the cookies are pale gold and just beginning to brown round the edges. They should be a little puffy, too. Cool on the sheet for one minute then transfer to a wire rack to completely cool.
Hell im not THAT bored! Plus I dont bake cookies, I buy them but I do make an amasing beef stew.
Beards arent really my thing, I do however love a haiy chest.