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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Igoy, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    Why should black guys and union workers get all the fun?
     
  2. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    ^Actually that's my first question to you!

    edit: and ofcourse the old classic: why do women always have to go in pairs to the wc when going out? what're you doing that can't be done alone?
     
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  3. GRAF1K

    GRAF1K ****** Kamikaze

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    Why are you obsessed with the position of toilet seats?
     
  4. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    For question number 1: They shouldn't, hence my thread!

    For question number 2: It depends entirely on the circumstances. Personally, I'm capable of going to the wc all by myself. Sometimes we go to the toilet in pairs so that we're not left on our own/with somebody we don't enjoy talking to, and sometimes we go to keep an eye on the other person. A few NYE's ago, a friend of mine got a little too drunk, shall we say, and so I went with her to the toilets to keep an eye on her, and it was a good job I did because she passed out in the toilets, face down in her own puke. Nice.
     
  5. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    My problem isn't with the position of the seat (though I think it's common sense to put down the toilet seat AND lid after you've been anyway), my problem is with people's inability to aim for the toilet bowl. I've never been in a toilet where there isn't piss on the floor. It's not that hard! Ladies shouldn't get off the toilet until they're done peeing, and guys, just unzip, AIM FOR THE BOWL, then away you go. AND DO NOT SHAKE UNTIL WEE HAS STOPPED COMING OUT. It's not hard. :(
     
  6. Crotale

    Crotale _________________________ _______________

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    Poor thing, you simply have no clue about what makes us guys tick.
     
  7. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    Where is your G spot? I've found it on a few women, but yours is still a mystery to me :(
     
  8. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Will you and I ever fall madly in love and escape to a wonderful land full of happiness and no worries?
     
  9. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    I can actually answer this for you toilet.

    No.

    Why? Too many reasons to list here.
     
  10. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    Are you a lesbian?
     
  11. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    I am not.
     
  12. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    I don't think even I've found it yet.
     
  13. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    What do you think of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?
     
  14. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    I've not watched it, and I don't have the time to either, unfortunately. I like the powerpuff girls though?
     
  15. Crotale

    Crotale _________________________ _______________

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    If a woman doesn't want to be complimented, then why does she spend so much time and money making herself look and smell so good?
     
  16. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    Most women aren't going to reject a compliment if ones going. I can't speak for all woman, but for me I apply make up, style my hair, wear perfume etc. to make me feel good about myself. It's not all for men.
     
  17. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Why do women give you the bitch look when they catch you looking at their boobs? If you didn't want me looking you shouldn't have dressed like a prostitute.

    If anything they should treat my looking as a compliment.
     
  18. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    Because women have double standards.
     
  19. aCRaSSiCauDa

    aCRaSSiCauDa Thank you God!

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    Why do you get shy when you get the period, and usually say you're just sick? Isn't it something natural, and happens to all females under the age of 40-45?
     
  20. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    I don't have periods so this isn't an issue for me. When I did have them I was upfront about them. I think most women are under the perception that men are grossed out by periods (and in most cases, woman are right to think this) and so to get all shy and pretend they have a headache is a lot more feminine than saying that your vagina is bleeding.
     

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