Today I took a poop that was about 2 feet long. It came out so easy.

[BillyBadAss]

It also looked like a half melted Snickers Bar that got all bendy. Before I pooped though, starting yesterday, my farts were the worst in the world. The kind of farts you can't leave the area when you let it go. It just drags with you. It makes me wonder if I got everything out of me, because I can't imagine there being a whole lot else in there.

Share your proud moment here.

 

[tomcat ha]

i am in the mood for some black metal

 

[anaemic]

I've got a big poop stored up that I've been meaning to let go for a while now, I might go and drop if off whilst thinking of you.

 

[Skold]

pics or it didn't happen.

 

[aCRaSSiCauDa]

I just ate snickers bar

 

[Capt.Toilet]

pics or it didn't happen.

This.

Also that means nothing unless you half way fainted when you were finally done.

 

[Lruce Bee]

New country = new food so expect turd growthage to be extreme for the first year or so.
Then again, having a name like BillyBadAss kinda indicates you've had this problem for some time.

 

[SkaarjMaster]

Ah, the two-foot long poop, the memories bring me back......

 

[Sportaçus]

I took one last night to, the very first part was kind of hard; after that it was true sailing. I don't know why, but some times I giggle while taking a large one, it doesn't tickle, just somewhat amusing...

 

[Festering Anus]

jealous

 

[kiff]

I'm wondering if it was one of those that has a really stinky rotten egg aroma that you bask in and take in the glory... or one of those dead rat in a dumpster smells that even offends yourself.

 

[Big-Al]

i am truly surprised to see BBA starting such a thread.

 

[Iron Archer]

BBA are you sure it just wasn't an undigested sushi roll? hehe

 

[anaemic]

How many couric was it ?

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

 

[FuLLBLeeD]

This thread is literally ****.

 

[TossMonkey]

I once couldn't crap for about a week... I tried to coerce it out with fibre and various lax products... when it finally came out I couldn't believe the turd-zilla staring at me. It literally filled the whole bowl. Thankfully the backpain went away and I could walk properly again.

True. Story.

Edit: 6000th post! And I wasted it on this crap thread.

 

[pine]

i am truly surprised to see BBA starting such a thread.

Massive sarcasm detected!

I have had the displeasure of stumbling upon unflushable monster poos a couple of times and the question that pops into your head when you see something like that is what the person must have done to their poor bum hole previously that it could allow passage of such an artifact.

 

[Thrash123]

Had one a couple weeks ago that was amazing. Came out smooth, and when I got up to look at my deposit.. there were 4 logs laying there next to eachother, each the same size and shape.

I almost cried it was so beautiful.

 

[BillyBadAss]

New country = new food so expect turd growthage to be extreme for the first year or so.
Then again, having a name like BillyBadAss kinda indicates you've had this problem for some time.

I have lived her Since March, and this is the first of this happening. Not sure what it was.

I'm wondering if it was one of those that has a really stinky rotten egg aroma that you bask in and take in the glory... or one of those dead rat in a dumpster smells that even offends yourself.

It was really heavy in a methane scent. Before it came out, my farts that blew over it were very damp and added a sticky soup texture to the air. If you sat in the cloud of my fart you could taste it where your nose meets the back of your throat. It would cause a mild irritation there.

How many couric was it ?

I would put it at 5 courics. It was pretty amazing, and it seemed to be retaining a lot of water since it was so muddy in consistency. I was honestly shocked at what came out of me as it didn't feel all that big coming out.