TWD HAS A WIFE!!!

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Capt.Toilet

Good news everyone!
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Marriage, its either the best thing that can happen to you or the worst thing. I wish you the best of luck regardless, just make sure you read the fine print on the "I own half of everything you own" clause.
 

The Dopefish

Eat your veggies!
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I hope to your god you lived together before you decided to do this. My girlfriend has a friend who met a girl, dated her 6 months, then married her to have sex. They never lived together, and since then (it's been over a year, anyway) she's cheated on him, he has said to her face he doesn't love her and wants a divorce, and long story short it's the worst marriage I've ever seen personally. So if you haven't had sex yet (and you're mormon, so I doubt it), if you're marrying to have sex, and/or you haven't lived together, I will say it in as annoying a manner I can:

CONGRATULATIONS,
AND GOOD LUCK.


(cuz you're gonna need it)

(not trying to rain on your parade. i seriously mean congratulations, and I hope, as with anyone, that it works out for the best)
 
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Sir_Brizz

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Sorry, but I only knew my wife for two months before we got engaged and six months before we got married, and we've been together nearly four years with no sense of things going awry. So it does happen.
 

DarkED

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Right behind you.
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Just kiddin... Congrats TWD!
 

sid

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and all I got was
a pink username!
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Congratulations!
 

toniglandyl

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bravo, toutes mes félicitations, j'espère que tout se passera pour le mieux. D'ailleurs, ne sommes nous pas dans meilleur des mondes possibles ? Alors que peut-il arriver de mal ? :)