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The Three Stooges - 7/10
Lots of laughs ... but needed more of the big boobied nun in the swimsuit.
Lots of laughs ... but needed more of the big boobied nun in the swimsuit.
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Men In Black 3 - 4/10
The same film you saw in MIB 1 & 2 basically with a....
Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did 10 years ago - dude never seems to age a day.
The same film you saw in MIB 1 & 2 basically with a....
....travel back in time thing going on
Black people in general don't seem to age until they hit their 40's - 50's anyway, then it's all downhill from there.
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Wait, if you're here then that means...
Prometheus - 6.5/10
I love the first 2 Alien films, the third one is also OK and with Ridley Scott back as director I couldn't be more stoked, plus the trailer looked awesome!
Unfortunately the movie itself was pretty boring, the landscapes were boring and the story did not live up to my expectations. Now don't get me wrong, it wasn't bad but not nearly as good as I had hoped
I love the first 2 Alien films, the third one is also OK and with Ridley Scott back as director I couldn't be more stoked, plus the trailer looked awesome!
Unfortunately the movie itself was pretty boring, the landscapes were boring and the story did not live up to my expectations. Now don't get me wrong, it wasn't bad but not nearly as good as I had hoped
Prometheus 4/10
Disappointing.
As you would expect of a Ridley Scott film, this is very fine looking and it is well-played by the cast but the good news stops there.
Serious spoilers below so look away now
Disappointing.
As you would expect of a Ridley Scott film, this is very fine looking and it is well-played by the cast but the good news stops there.
Serious spoilers below so look away now
Several scenes are retreads of the original but the real problem is an incoherent script. We are expected to believe that a trillion dollar expedition is crewed by an ill-briefed, ill-trained uncooperative and (mostly) incompetent set of misfits.
The plot is mostly a Alien version of 2001 but has little to add. The shoe-horning of the requirements of that plot to meet the visual look of the original is unconvincing.
The contrived ending (a ship with enough fuel for a circa 60LY journey ought to rate a slightly bigger explosion) is just icing on the cake.
The plot is mostly a Alien version of 2001 but has little to add. The shoe-horning of the requirements of that plot to meet the visual look of the original is unconvincing.
The contrived ending (a ship with enough fuel for a circa 60LY journey ought to rate a slightly bigger explosion) is just icing on the cake.
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The Man From Nowhere - 8.5/10
More Korean mastery at its finest. I'll say it again, Koreans tend to make some f*cked up and violent movies, and I LOVE IT.
For those who will never watch it, check out this scene. THIS is how you do a fight scene.
SPOILERS!!
[M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UCm-jfywfk[/M]
More Korean mastery at its finest. I'll say it again, Koreans tend to make some f*cked up and violent movies, and I LOVE IT.
For those who will never watch it, check out this scene. THIS is how you do a fight scene.
SPOILERS!!
[M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UCm-jfywfk[/M]
Hmm if stabbing people sounded like squishing tomatoes like it does there I would do it every freaking day.
Prometheus-7/10
I agree with the above but I'm giving it less for the plot holes.
As a visual experience it's pretty immersive............ looks great in 3D.
I'll be watching this next Friday at the local 3D cinema.
I'm getting mixed opinions everywhere I go about this movie so far.
I'm getting mixed opinions everywhere I go about this movie so far.
Prometheus - 10 key questions: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jun/08/prometheus-ten-key-questions
WARNING: Massive spoilers
WARNING: Massive spoilers
Interesting stuff when you consider some of it in the context of the name of the movie.....
I direct your attention to questions 3 & 8.
An object lesson in the film industry's attitude of "just make s*** up; cool is always better than even a veneer of plausibility".
Ruined what could have been an interesting (if derivative) idea but they were too lazy to get the script right. That sort of sloppiness might pass muster in a B-movie but if you want your "big idea" movie to be taken seriously then you need to produce a script that doesn't look as though it had been written by overachieving ten year-old.
Prometheus- 7/10
Good sci-fi fun, saw it for free with other co-workers not going to over complain or nit pick this film.
Good sci-fi fun, saw it for free with other co-workers not going to over complain or nit pick this film.
After having just got back from seeing the movie I have to say I noticed no glaring plotholes. What were you referring to exactly? Contrary to what others believe, I firmly think this is a prequel. The ending demonstrates that pretty perfectly.