LOL, let our great brothers and sisters from Canada invade. As long as they don't mess with our internet connections...we won't care
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And yes, the army has more pilots. But it's the quality not the quantity
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Here is a military joke:
Army: The Army grunts are pushed out of bed at 0500 and quickly don on their BDU's. Without pause, they run down for a hot chow. At 0530, the Company Captain shouts and commands the soldiers into formation.
"Ok you dawgs, today we fight the enemy. I want everyone of you to grab your gear and hit the enemy hard! Don't turn back and fight to the death! Give em hell boys!
Marines: They are brutally forced awake by their Captain at 0400. They quickly chew on their boots for breakfast as they form up in ranks. The Captain stands in front of the Marines and shouts.
"Ok you jarheads, listen up! We fight the enemy today and those pukes will know fear when we attack. I want all of you to fight hard and die trying. Give em hell Marines!
Navy: The Sailors wake up to the sound of the ship's Captain at 0730. The Sailors slowly crawl out of their bunks and head towards the mess for a hot breakfast of powdered eggs and rubber ham. At 0900, they arrive at their stations and hear the Captain on the loud speakers.
"Sailors, the enemy is close and you will do everything in your power to eliminate them. Don't fear, because I will guide the ship. But, it's you Sailors who stand on the decks and man the guns. So, give em hell Sailors!
Air Force: The Airman wakes up at 0830. He wakes up his two girls and cooks them breakfast. After washing them and putting on their clothes, the Aiman sends them to school. Kissing his wife, he gets into his new Mustang and drives to the nearest McDonalds for the daily special. While driving, he sips on the hot coffee and listens to the local radio show. Upon entering his work center, he greets his fellow Airmen and plays a round of poker. Then, the commander briefs the Airmen.
"Airmen, today the enemy will feel our heat. Prepare the aircraft!"
The Airman heads out to the aircraft. He checks the aircraft and when the preflight checks are complete, a Captain comes out and enters the plane. The Airman looks up at the Captain and shouts.
"Give em hell, Sir!"