Look at the picture closely....
BUSH IS FLOATING!
I just thought I'd ruin everyones politics bashing.
BUSH IS FLOATING!
I just thought I'd ruin everyones politics bashing.
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Jogging with the President
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FaT CaM said:
Though if you wanted to really make it funny you should've made the guy on the right Darth Vader.
This story has been confirmed as true, I think your eyes are playing tricks on you.FaT CaM said:
\/\/0RF said:
True story or not, that picture looks sooo dodgy. It just looks like they've been extracted from a photo and put in that setting, and not very well either.
*sigh*
From truthorfiction.com:
From truthorfiction.com:
Now look at the jogging shot, directly behind George Bush's head. The Washington Monument, which is less than two blocks south of the White HouseAccording to the White House, President and Mrs. Bush visited Michael at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C. on January 17, 2004.
That was when the president wished him a speedy recovery so they might run together.
Then on April 14, 2004, the two jogged a mile on the South Lawn of the White House.
oh for shts sake
look at the Monument reflection. Reflections are falling north and south. For his reflection to show in that photo he would have to be ON the water, which he is NOT.
Seriously, you guys are trying too hard.
look at the Monument reflection. Reflections are falling north and south. For his reflection to show in that photo he would have to be ON the water, which he is NOT.
Seriously, you guys are trying too hard.
\/\/0RF said:
Oh ffs, all people are saying is the picture looks dodgy, which it does.
Patronising *sigh*s need not apply.
Just because it looks dodgy, doesn't mean it's chopped. Probably just some moron doesn't know how to work a 35mm.
emmm it was a joke, anyway... the pic was taken from The Official White House Site: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/04/images/20040414-7_a5bu9736-1-677v.html\/\/0RF said:
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\/\/0RF said:
Exactly!!! It can look incredibly dodgy and be real!!!
OMG we have a winner!
(see being patronising is rarely ends well)
it's just converted really bad to jpg
if they would have put quality on 8,instead of 4(out of 12), it wouldn't look dodgy
if they would have put quality on 8,instead of 4(out of 12), it wouldn't look dodgy
Political threads and discussions need to die a very nasty death in OT, and people need to bring back the fun and meaningless threads.
Oh wait, sorry, I crapped on your political discussion. :siren: :siren: :whaambulance:
Mind you, if a funny thread was posted, the political discussion group, rather than staying out of the thread because they don't understand it, would of course post their obligatory "Lock plz" and "Wtf lame" replies.
Honestly, Ren posts a little item on a gratuitous - not political - action by George Bush and all the Dubbya haters instantly jump on the bandwagon and start whining "Omgwtf it's to boost his public appearance wtf". Like everyone really gives a ****.
Oh wait, sorry, I crapped on your political discussion. :siren: :siren: :whaambulance:
Mind you, if a funny thread was posted, the political discussion group, rather than staying out of the thread because they don't understand it, would of course post their obligatory "Lock plz" and "Wtf lame" replies.
Honestly, Ren posts a little item on a gratuitous - not political - action by George Bush and all the Dubbya haters instantly jump on the bandwagon and start whining "Omgwtf it's to boost his public appearance wtf". Like everyone really gives a ****.
O.S.T said:pic from your link:
wow! bush looks really trustworthy next to sharon!
What? I only seem a Doom 3 screenshot.
/got nothing
This calls for some CRAZY ARCIE!!!
HELO THERE GUYS, GULLS AND AUTOMOBILES! I AM USING COURIOR NEW in this post to make myself appear SERIOUS and I MEAN BUSINESS (and I do). I read this FINE EXAMPEL of POLTICAL WONDERMENT and fabularisation and I couldn't help btu notice that I HAD MY PANCREAS had turned into a HOT AIR BALLOON in a washing machien! Don't worry now though it was okay in the end. Also I couldn't help but notice that PEOPLE ARE ARGUBATING ON THE INTARNET and benig all nasty like a pasty.
SO FOR ALL YOUR ENJOYMENTS OF ENJOYNESS, here is my poltical analysis of the state of the MONGBERRY CAKE
BUSH: he is actually a form of tree from the moon GANYMEDE. he had two brothers, HEDGE and SHRUB and HEDGE2. BUSH the tree was BORN INTO POVRETY but he rose from the asshes of contempt and flew using his IRONING BOARD OF TRUTH to earth! but his vast, vast GANYMEDIAN TREE BRAIN was to much for teh human race to handle, so he went to THE DR. RABIES HOSPITAL OF UNNECESSARY AMPUTATIONS to have it taken out and replaced with a screwdriver and a packet of WRIGLEYS EXTRA chewing gum. He was now in a position to TAKE ON TE PRESIDENTAL CAMPAIGN. Bush also likes to play cribbidge on TUESDAY MORNINGS, but I have no idea what cribbidge is. i think BUSH smells faintly of cabbage and probably enjoyed the movie 'Virus' starring JAMMY LEE CURTIS so this means that he would probably not make a good person to be presidnt
KERRY: despite KERRY being a girls name he is still a man. kerry was first born in the secret underground city of SHALIS SHA MOONKA MOONKA located somewhere in the region of the Earth. As a small child he found a large batch of colourful mushrooms in his GARDEN OF TIME which he ate in an effort to become the latest superhero, ULTRA-DUPER-FUNGII-GUY-MAN but his efforts were in vain. Instead he contractd a RARE FACIAL DESCEASE called Stornkplexia which causes large lemons to be hung from the persons face from pieces of string, thus streching the face down and making it DROOP WITH GLEE. At one stage of time he actually drove a camel down the entire GRAND CANYON EXPRESS MOTORWAY but that smells. he then joined the army now he wants to be president, but he would probably not make a good president due to his unusually dressed goldfish called 'Happy Dave', which is slowly sapping away at his SOUL
so there we go I have cussesufully PROVEN ALL YOUR OPINIONS that are opinions which by definition are personal thoughts and can't possibly be wrong WRONG! And i think you should vote ARCIE FOR PRESIDENT FOR 2004 FOR AMERICA and note anybody like BUSH or KERRY or SKORCH because I have plans to SCRAP FOREIGN POLICY (which is boring) and replace it with a giant bouncy castle WITH WINGS (which is fun) so remember one of my many slogans: vote for me you dumbkopfs!
HELO THERE GUYS, GULLS AND AUTOMOBILES! I AM USING COURIOR NEW in this post to make myself appear SERIOUS and I MEAN BUSINESS (and I do). I read this FINE EXAMPEL of POLTICAL WONDERMENT and fabularisation and I couldn't help btu notice that I HAD MY PANCREAS had turned into a HOT AIR BALLOON in a washing machien! Don't worry now though it was okay in the end. Also I couldn't help but notice that PEOPLE ARE ARGUBATING ON THE INTARNET and benig all nasty like a pasty.
SO FOR ALL YOUR ENJOYMENTS OF ENJOYNESS, here is my poltical analysis of the state of the MONGBERRY CAKE
BUSH: he is actually a form of tree from the moon GANYMEDE. he had two brothers, HEDGE and SHRUB and HEDGE2. BUSH the tree was BORN INTO POVRETY but he rose from the asshes of contempt and flew using his IRONING BOARD OF TRUTH to earth! but his vast, vast GANYMEDIAN TREE BRAIN was to much for teh human race to handle, so he went to THE DR. RABIES HOSPITAL OF UNNECESSARY AMPUTATIONS to have it taken out and replaced with a screwdriver and a packet of WRIGLEYS EXTRA chewing gum. He was now in a position to TAKE ON TE PRESIDENTAL CAMPAIGN. Bush also likes to play cribbidge on TUESDAY MORNINGS, but I have no idea what cribbidge is. i think BUSH smells faintly of cabbage and probably enjoyed the movie 'Virus' starring JAMMY LEE CURTIS so this means that he would probably not make a good person to be presidnt
KERRY: despite KERRY being a girls name he is still a man. kerry was first born in the secret underground city of SHALIS SHA MOONKA MOONKA located somewhere in the region of the Earth. As a small child he found a large batch of colourful mushrooms in his GARDEN OF TIME which he ate in an effort to become the latest superhero, ULTRA-DUPER-FUNGII-GUY-MAN but his efforts were in vain. Instead he contractd a RARE FACIAL DESCEASE called Stornkplexia which causes large lemons to be hung from the persons face from pieces of string, thus streching the face down and making it DROOP WITH GLEE. At one stage of time he actually drove a camel down the entire GRAND CANYON EXPRESS MOTORWAY but that smells. he then joined the army now he wants to be president, but he would probably not make a good president due to his unusually dressed goldfish called 'Happy Dave', which is slowly sapping away at his SOUL
so there we go I have cussesufully PROVEN ALL YOUR OPINIONS that are opinions which by definition are personal thoughts and can't possibly be wrong WRONG! And i think you should vote ARCIE FOR PRESIDENT FOR 2004 FOR AMERICA and note anybody like BUSH or KERRY or SKORCH because I have plans to SCRAP FOREIGN POLICY (which is boring) and replace it with a giant bouncy castle WITH WINGS (which is fun) so remember one of my many slogans: vote for me you dumbkopfs!
Parser said:
Well funnily enough some people do give a **** which is why people post in these threads. Some people don't want to think about politics fine, so why come into the political threads? I really don't get it.
Why cant there be meaningless threads and political threads without people moaning? All people do is whine about threads they don't like in threads that they don't like when they just shouldn't bother with threads they don't like!
It seriously bugs me.