Dr. Chryst: will you help me with my problem? You see, I cannot fit my... err, wang in "ordinary pants" because of the way I'm... endowed? Where can I find pants big enough for my large, manly wang?
This problem has plagued many a man over the course of history. Certain nobles and lords in mideval times would use a method similar to Japanese foot bindings to alleviate this problem. It consisted of a hollow steel tube with a rounded cap on the end, attached to a belt similar to today's strap on dildo's.Originally posted by BZMew2|PuF
Dr. Chryst: will you help me with my problem? You see, I cannot fit my... err, wang in "ordinary pants" because of the way I'm... endowed? Where can I find pants big enough for my large, manly wang?
What you need are fresh bodies to put the voices in. Try reading H.P. Lovecraft's Reanimator for an idea of just how fresh is necessary.Originally posted by beerbaron
Dr. Chryst, I have the sudden urge to let all the voices out of my head, yes, all 9 of them, to go and wreck havoc amongst the population. But two of 'em sleep alot, I need a way to motivate the lazy f00s!
Yes. Yes indeed.Originally posted by mute
Dear CHRYSt,
Originally posted by CHRYSt
Yes. Yes indeed.
Now go stick that fork in that toaster, and you will be healed.
I think you have a more pressing matter at hand:Originally posted by 8-4-7-2
Dear Dr. Chryst,
I was invited to a party and want to get drunk and laid. How shall I proceed so that the first doesn't exclude the latter?
Fork + toaster = cured stutterOriginally posted by mute
I also have this stuttering problem and ADD obviously .
This question comes up a lot. Just remember, it's not the size of the wang, it's now many ports you probe with it.Originally posted by Kilham
Dear CHRYSt I can't believe I just typed that.
My WANG is 8 inches long but it's just not as seksi as yours. What can I do with it?.
This is a perfect example of a point at which you should tell your friends to f0ck off. it's none of their business who you b0ink. I've personally had a crush on Sodypop for years. you know I'd do her if I could.Originally posted by The_Shadow_Knows
Dear Dr CHRYSt, I seem to have fantasys about my animated dancing girl to the point i wish I was animated is that wrong of me to have a lust for her like a raging savage in heat?
Originally posted by thewalkingman
Seldom does an event take place which is such an outrage that the silent majority stands up and demands action. But the silent majority is currently demanding that something be done about Dr. CHRYSt. To get right down to it, if, five years ago, I had described a person like Dr. CHRYSt to you and told you that in five years, he'd attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview, you'd have thought me insecure. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? The only clear answer to emerge from the conflicting, contradictory stanblah blah blah