Ask A Woman.
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I don't know why, but your post makes me think of this video for some reason.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1939725
Yes, but some women have lives and doesn't spend every ****ing minute of the day on BeyondUnreal OffTopic.
Ya, thats right! They have real lives......on facebook.
My problem isn't with the position of the seat (though I think it's common sense to put down the toilet seat AND lid after you've been anyway), my problem is with people's inability to aim for the toilet bowl. I've never been in a toilet where there isn't piss on the floor. It's not that hard! Ladies shouldn't get off the toilet until they're done peeing, and guys, just unzip, AIM FOR THE BOWL, then away you go. AND DO NOT SHAKE UNTIL WEE HAS STOPPED COMING OUT. It's not hard.
Some times it's hard to aim strait.
Had a contest once.
Woman squeezed boobie juice in a bucket vs me squeezing other boobie into a bucket.
I won
I had more experience squeezing boobies
Do women sometimes get bored, and to pass the time they fart, french inhale it into their vag and then queef it out?
Also, why do women **** on guys for being naturally/normally horny all the time. It's not as if we **** on your for not sucking it up and dealing with your period without bitching. We except it that you won't do this, but yet there is this double standard that guys can't be themselves.
Also, when are you finally going to stop teasing me on Skype about scissor ****ing and finally come here and show me what it's all about since "it's to hard to explain. I will just have to show you."
Have you ever been cream pied? (yes in the vag.....or ass......or both!!! )
Also, why do girls suddenly want to take it in the ass if the sex is really good? What line was crossed in their minds?
Also, why do women **** on guys for being naturally/normally horny all the time. It's not as if we **** on your for not sucking it up and dealing with your period without bitching. We except it that you won't do this, but yet there is this double standard that guys can't be themselves.
Also, when are you finally going to stop teasing me on Skype about scissor ****ing and finally come here and show me what it's all about since "it's to hard to explain. I will just have to show you."
Have you ever been cream pied? (yes in the vag.....or ass......or both!!!
)Also, why do girls suddenly want to take it in the ass if the sex is really good? What line was crossed in their minds?
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