Ask A Woman.

[BillyBadAss]

Question 3. I do not own Skype. You must stop fabricating these stories BBA.

Question 4. Not both.

Question 3 Follow up: This is just flat out bull****. What about that time when you will dildoing yourself on webcam and just as you started to gush the most amazing gusher I have ever seen, your Mom walked in and you said; "I can't stop Mummy! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'm GUSHHHHHHING!!!!!!!!!"

Try and deny that ever happened.

Question 4 Follow Up: Why do you think women like being cream pied?

 

[Plumb_Drumb]

first you trade in your America card, and now your Man Card?

say it ain't so

 

[-Jes-]

Inb4 "ask a furry."

 

[BillyBadAss]

first you trade in your America card, and now your Man Card?

say it ain't so

Lies!!!!

 

[Igoy]

I do.
Oh...did someone say Photoshop?
How comes certain women like to photoshop themselves but get upset if someone else does it?

I don't mind if people counter-photoshop my photo for fun. In fact one of my most favourite photoshops ever is my avatar on here. However when it's done in a spiteful manner (i.e photoshopping my face to how people think it should look like), then I'm going to get pissed.

 

[Kyllian]

Well that's good. Depends on what it is to be honest. It can be boring if it's all just the same thing.

Assuming it was good and varied, how much foreplay would it take before you'd tell the guy to get it on before you make him get it on?

 

[[GU]elmur_fud]

Do you really have an objection to man swords between the boobs as your avatar sort of suggests?

 

[shadow_dragon]

Assuming it was good and varied, how much foreplay would it take before you'd tell the guy to get it on before you make him get it on?

This question has me stuck in a never ending loop... I just keep re-reading it to make it make sense it to make it make it make sense make sense.

 

[NoTomorrow]

Why do women prefer long hair on their head, but at the same time they are fighting against nature to be bald everywhere else?

 

[Wormbo]

Wild guess: they want to keep the overall average length the same.

 

[shadow_dragon]

Wild guess: they want to keep the overall average length the same.

It's more about aerodynamics.... and in some cases, ergonomics!... Probably more cases.

 

[Kantham]

Why do women prefer long hair on their head, but at the same time they are fighting against nature to be bald everywhere else?

Not that I see a problem with it but, do you have a fetish for massive underarm bushes?

 

[M.A.D.X.W]

Why do women prefer long hair on their head, but at the same time they are fighting against nature to be bald everywhere else?

Because it's seen as aesthetically pleasing?

 

[SleepyHe4d]

Why do women prefer long hair on their head, but at the same time they are fighting against nature to be bald everywhere else?

They're used to it because of the first 12 years of their life, thus now all American men are pedos.

 

[Jackal]

I just honestly don't care for a mouth full of pubes.

A shaved puss is a happy puss.

 

[Capt.Toilet]

I just honestly don't care for a mouth full of pubes.

A shaved puss is a happy puss.

A shaved puss makes you remember the good ole days of banging 12 year old girls in your parents room doesn't it?

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

the good ole days of banging 12 year old girls in your parents room

I think this is what leads to pedophilia... among other things.
it's guys that never got pussy when they were young.

like for most kids it was normal at some point to start playing doctor with that little blond girl who lived down the street. the whole "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" in the backyard. mostly out of curiosity, because you weren't old enough to really be horny. but then hormones started flowing and the dry humping started. you just wanted to hug her, you still weren't sure why. one thing led to another and suddenly she wanted to give you a handjob and you wanted to finger her snatch.

most guys will have already gotten over the immature pussy and learned to appreciate and seek out a grown woman. natural progression. but guys who missed out on young pussy when the time was right (like when they were also young) end up seeking it out when they're older, thus planting the seeds of pedophilia.

/theory

oh, and as for bush hair, I think it's pretty natural to want to keep it trim.
easier to clean, easier to play with. goes for men and women.

 

[anaemic]

pfft, chiming in to say its hella annoying to have a mouthful of pubes and a vag stays much cleaner when its hairless.

FACT

 

[BITE_ME]

Why do we (as humans) still have hair down below?

 

[Unreal4Eva]

Mine is shaved. I prefer it that way.