Zundy, you will like this

[RogueLeader]

It looks like Ted Kennedy has breached the terms of his contract with the devil. Maybe his gun control policies have led to too many people dying, and hell just doesn't have enough room for em all, so Satan is revoking Teddy's lease on life.

Of course, this report did originate in the Enquirer, which also has a deal with the devil, so it may not be accurate.

http://drudgereport.com/ted.htm

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU AUG 16, 2001 11:45:25 ET XXXXX

DEATH SCARE: TED KENNEDY AIDES DENY LIVER DRAMA

Sen. Ed Kennedy is in a dramatic fight -- for his life, according to a pending report.

The last surviving brother of President Kennedy has been diagnosed with a deadly form of cirrhosis of the liver, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is planning to report, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

"TED KENNEDY DYING" -- is the planned headline for next week's edition, according to publishing sources.

"The senator has been fighting to stave off the disease, but his condition is far more advanced and serious than he's told family and friends," claims the paper.

"There's absolutely no truth to it at all,'' Kennedy aide Jim Manly demanded Thursday.

The ENQUIRER, in great detail, is planning to outline Kennedy's reported health drama: from the pills, to the booze, to a round of pneumonia.

Developing...

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Filed By Matt Drudge
Reports are moved when circumstances warrant
http://www.drudgereport.com for updates
(c)DRUDGE REPORT 2001
Not for reproduction without permission of the author

 

[Mad_Dog]

why are you happy someone is dying?

oh wait. since you consider him a fascist, it's ok for him to die. glad you're making sure who is who for us all...

 

[RogueLeader]

*sigh*

For those of you who do not know, Ted Kennedy is an evil Nazi pig.
Some of his failings include being against gun rights, and not being able to not get drunk and drive a car off a bridge, killing the passenger.

 

[Mad_Dog]

you say he is a evil nazi pig... to others he's probly a loving father. try looking at things from the other side of the tracks rogue...

 

[Zundfolge]

Yes...a loving father and husband who has screwed (and more then likely raped) hundreds of women when his wife wasn't looking...who got drunk, was fooling around with his secretary and wrecked his car into a river...leaving HER to die.


There is NOTHING even SLIGHTLY redeeming about Ted Kennedy...I hope he has a heart attack while he's fuc<B></B>king some hooker and she makes a mint off the story.


Nothing pisses me off more then people like Ted Kennedy who have millions of dollars, but like most tax and spend liberals feels that over half of what I make should be confiscated by the government to pay for crack addicts to keep having babies like a fu<B></B>cking factory to fill up slums in leftist big cities so there are more brain dead voters living on the dole making sure their votes go to the fat cat socialist bastards that are bleeding the working people of this country faster then a Katana run through a hemopheliac!

 

[Mad_Dog]

just so you know: i know absolutely nothing about ted kennedy. thanks for filling me in. however, i absolutely love playing the devils advocate, even when i disagree with the position i am arguing. hence, i argued...