Actually, it's not exactly cheese that's fermenting under there.
It started out as a buildup of deoderant. I used too much because I wouldn't shower. No shower, more deoderant, more deoderant, less need to shower...and so on.
I then took up on bounca's "underarm mousse" suggestion I'd read about in another one of your zany posts.
Couple all that together with some nice hot sunny days, and well, you get the picture.
I sell it off as cheese, and make a fairly decent buck off the stuff due to the fact you can get a good buzz off it for half the price of cheap drugs.
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