You know youve been editing too much when...(humor break)

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Nitefalken

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1. There is a sign above your computer that says "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK"
2. Whenever you do sleep all you can think about is what you can add to your map and should you fire up UED so you can build it while its still fresh.
3. The empties of (insert favorite over caffinated beverage) are stacked higher then you stand.
4. Whenever you do go out your always scouting for your next map.
5. Your shopping with your significant other and all you cant think is this place would make a kickass DM map.
6. You believe your own personal hell will be filled with BSP/HOM/and high poly counts.
7. You have every TUT, Texture, Prefab, and scripting site bookmarked for easy access.
8. You can answer every newbie question with a URL to some TUT,Texture, Prefab or scripting site.
9. Your into double digits on any Map beta number.
10. You spend more time mapping then actually playing the game.
 

JonnyBoy

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lol

you know, the sad part is that is a very accurate observation. as a matter of fact two days ago when i was sitting in church i look at the rafters above and thought.. wow, those rafters would really look kick ass in my church. so i go home.. and i toss them in.
 

Dr. Strangelove

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$15 to see a movie???? where the hell do you live??

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Eliwar

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I pay $5.00 with a student ID /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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[SOB]Weevil_Monkey

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

that is very funny cause i was sitting in church also and i was thinking wow, if you could run around really fast capping people, then i thought, oh that would be really sick and then i was at school and i thought wait, never mind, ill just shut up, just kidding, i wanted to make a map of my school auditorum cuase if you fell from the rafters yopud die, hehehe, funny thing is they let people up in them all the time.

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Christopher Webb

Overtly Serious Chappy.
yeah, it's about $9.50 for students here with GST. On Friday though I'm going to see 2 seperate movie sessions (which normally cost me about $20, but;

a) Due to the Melbourne International Film Festival, and the time of day we're going to see it, we get discount prices

b) Cause I'm seeing it with a student club, we get a discount

Which means all up I get to see 2 great anime films (Jin-Roh and Blood: The last Vampire) for the normal adult price of one!!!

Yay

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RaekwoN

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Scary...

I'm deadly serious when I say this - EVERY one of those points is true to me, I shit you not. Very scary stuff. Funkstylz - I cannot count how many times I have been into VideoEzy and come out with some absolute peice of shite hoping to god that I can get a map idea from it.

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funkstylz

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Raekwon..

I hear ya...I got fines for films that should be outlawed...My next feat though is gonna be a 7 hour A-Team marathon I think....I pity tha fool who gotta do that!

Groove is in the heart.
 

Spooge

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Nitefalken, you hit it on the head man.

I let other people drive so i can look at buildings and plan my next map!

I get up, go to work, come home, map, eat while mapping, stay at it till 3 in the morning and go to bed with mapping on the brain.

Every building I look at I think "can I get that into 180 polys"?

For those of you who are just starting out mapping or are thinking about learning, you might want to re-think this crazy idea of yours, you could end up like us.

Then you'll look at arches and... you'll eh...

Oh hell I just got an idea!!

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Spooge

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Lets not forget..

"DOH! I left my digital camera at home"!

Oh! I could make that. Now should I use texture or geometry...

And my not so-favorite...
Being caught countless times during sex when she asks, "just what ARE you thinking about"?

"Asphalt" is not properly used to describe rectal dysfunction.
 
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j3rky

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yeah, but i always see this f***ing grid on her boobs *argh*
 

Eliwar

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Gun, thats really funny coming from you. Everyone who knows you, knows that you are a complete sex addict. You always seem to make some time with the mrs. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif and yes the guy sticking out his tongue does symbolize you /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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SpyderBane

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You know you've been editing too much when you're posting something like this which takes like a dozen links to get to /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ooo got another map idea /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"There is a differencce between knowing the path and walking the path..."
-Morpheus
(You hear that all you newbies who think they rock just cause the read the strategy guide a billion times!!!)
---I am available as a reviewer, tester or just play for fun'er