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YES 2.87 IS OUT! Go here to get it...
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okok... here is your payoff. NK next time do it yourself 
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car having sex?"
"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today".
Have a nice die
TitanBlue
:A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car having sex?"
"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today".
Have a nice die
TitanBlue
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
it was a mistake to start and think
it would be over before you'd blink
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
I'll no you'll read, no matter how much ...
I'll say I'm sorry and I don't matter as such
but ...
this is the thread that ne-ver ends ...
(SING WID ME NOW!
)
Keep it Up
By Jagger/Richards/TitanBlue
If you keep it up
If you keep it up It'll never stop
If you keep it up
If keep it up It'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you keep it up
If keep it up It'll never stop
TitanBlue
By Jagger/Richards/TitanBlue
If you keep it up
If you keep it up It'll never stop
If you keep it up
If keep it up It'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you keep it up
If keep it up It'll never stop
TitanBlue
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
'cause people keep posting stuff
stupid songs and all that fluff
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
TitanBlue thought could he made sense
but he forgot that it was non-sense
'cause ...
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
'cause people keep posting stuff
stupid songs and all that fluff
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
TitanBlue thought could he made sense
but he forgot that it was non-sense
'cause ...
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
and it goes on ...
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
it never made any from the start
so in the end non-sense became the art
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
and where it goes
no one knows ...
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
it never made any from the start
so in the end non-sense became the art
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
and where it goes
no one knows ...
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
this is the thread that ne-ver ends
6mm
Shooting first..shooting some more......
Originally posted by funkstylz
What the hell is a "profit"? Not heard of that one. Oh and while your at it...explain "Break Even" for me as well please.
You wanna know what "Break Even" is?
Its going the distance and having printed CDs, printed T-Shirts, new website and generally just paying all the overheads while doing a FREE mod.
Nothing in this world is free man, all mod teams have expenses that need to be covered.
fauker
Louqe
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Diablo you are the ugliest bastard I have ever seen in my entire life... except for that one pic Darkbls showed of himself a long time ago *shudders*
fauker
Louqe
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fauker
Louqe
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My god, thats not me.
I found it at flippedoff.com and then i added the words and made the pic smaller in Photoshop. Why do you think this one pic is me when i have posted about 10 of these?
I found it at flippedoff.com and then i added the words and made the pic smaller in Photoshop. Why do you think this one pic is me when i have posted about 10 of these?
And to think that i actually clicked on this thread. I must have masochistic tendancies or something.
Originally posted by El Diablo
My god, thats not me.
I found it at flippedoff.com and then i added the words and made the pic smaller in Photoshop. Why do you think this one pic is me when i have posted about 10 of these?
Because you have edited nearly all the pics that I found, and edited?
fauker
Louqe
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Originally posted by St0rmcaller
Because you have edited nearly all the pics that I found, and edited?
Yups!