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to determine if Captain Bravo was as brave as history accounts. So who was Captain Bravo?
Long ago there lived a brave seafarer named Captain Bravo. He was a courageous man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and, after donning the shirt, the captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates.
That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs, and one of them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before each battle?" The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack, my crew won't notice my bleeding and will continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of their captain.
As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared at the captain and waited for his usual request. Captain Bravo calmly shouted: "Bring me my brown pants!
It was then that...
Long ago there lived a brave seafarer named Captain Bravo. He was a courageous man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and, after donning the shirt, the captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates.
That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs, and one of them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before each battle?" The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack, my crew won't notice my bleeding and will continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of their captain.
As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared at the captain and waited for his usual request. Captain Bravo calmly shouted: "Bring me my brown pants!
It was then that...
...his first mate screamed "stop eating! We've got 10 incoming pirate galleons! All hands to the guns!"
but it was too late. A cannonball hit Bravo on the head and knocked him out ( he had a helmet ). When he awoke...
but it was too late. A cannonball hit Bravo on the head and knocked him out ( he had a helmet ). When he awoke...
But who could it have been???
There were only the 5 of them there when he was naked!
It must have been stolen when he..........
There were only the 5 of them there when he was naked!
It must have been stolen when he..........
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was in the #nalicity chatroom on ETG. It could have only been hackr86 who could have stolen it or could it? Maybe it was
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in each hand, liberally using glue to make certain he had a strong grip. Obviously, seeing Bangout with a dildo in each hand, each covered in a milky-white substance, the press took it all wrong and blew it out of proportion saying, "
"Shock! Horror! BangOut is worlds most perverted man!"
However, shortly after this BangOut was voted president of the USA. He marched into the offices of the newspapers and....
However, shortly after this BangOut was voted president of the USA. He marched into the offices of the newspapers and....
demanded that female workers be unshaven and that male workers wear leather trousers with the ass cut out. General standards also included
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