why I want to be an bodybuilder

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Balton

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well, this is an pic of my brother. he's training now for 8 years. going to train like each 2nd day. Having a traight died(?) only turkey(?maybe the other thing), rice, and other healthy stuff. like fish and you might know the game.

ok, hes the biggest reason why I want to bodybuild. Not that I am a twig dude with no muscular structure. Its jsut like hmmm hes my big brother right? the little brothers always want to compete!

oh, and my broter allowed me to put this pic online. Else i wouldnt have done this
 

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and before you wonder, my brother and I, we are having different dads so we have different skin and hair types. but socialy we are good brothers and my dad is also his social-dad.
 

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Originally posted by @kuma
He looks German

Big upper body but like NO legs at all :)

he has the same problem like me. cant train his legs or the knees will break. I think my brother is taking much medicine to get rid of the pain. thats why I am avoiding to **** up my knees
 

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He looks like that guy on the "world stongest man compition.
What`s his name???
Magnus Von Magnison or somethin like that...
he won it like three years in a row.
 

Balton

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Originally posted by Rukee
He looks like that guy on the "world stongest man compition.
What`s his name???
Magnus Von Magnison or somethin like that...
he won it like three years in a row.

yeah, the funny thing is that my brother's dad is an italian!
 

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What's he on, some radically new, untested German horse steroids? ph34r teh neck tumorsz!!1 I don't know if it is true that German men have more testosterone than the average non-German, but this laddie is either naturally ubermenschish or he's juiced to the gills. I'm betting on the latter. I say this not because he's a large, muscular man, but to be that large while maintaining a ripped physique is impossible for 99.99% of the population, especially at your brother's age. I suppose he's in contest condition for this photo. Does he compete? Balton, do you want a similar physique solely for the sake of one-upping your brother, or do you want to be the next Magnus ver Magnusson or Arnold Schwarzenegger? Either way, you're going to have to get on "the gear," and that ain't cool, dude. How old are you, btw?
 

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Originally posted by oosyxxx
What's he on, some radically new, untested German horse steroids? ph34r teh neck tumorsz!!1 I don't know if it is true that German men have more testosterone than the average non-German, but this laddie is either naturally ubermenschish or he's juiced to the gills. I'm betting on the latter. I say this not because he's a large, muscular man, but to be that large while maintaining a ripped physique is impossible for 99.99% of the population, especially at your brother's age. I suppose he's in contest condition for this photo. Does he compete? Balton, do you want a similar physique solely for the sake of one-upping your brother, or do you want to be the next Magnus ver Magnusson or Arnold Schwarzenegger? Either way, you're going to have to get on "the gear," and that ain't cool, dude. How old are you, btw?

nope, as i said my brother spended much time in the studio. he took some steroids some time ago. But also his gense are very good. And as i said hes doing his stuff since hes 16! with no break and never retired. about the testosterone thing, thats one of those nazi-legends that someone made up. he doesnt compete. the training was some sort to stay sane. I think my brother was like me in some way frustrated about the world. as i ionce siad in the 60's i would've been a punk...
And I jsut want to have some more muscles than now. Since my brother calls me twig and than shows his arms and compared to him i am twig. No arni thing for me. just for my ego. I am 17.
 

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Mr. Helm, that is awful.

Germans and small legs? I'm german, always had much stronger legs than arms... when i was wee bitty kiddy everyone said I was going to be another Eric Heiden
 

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and dont look at my brothers weenie! he has a GF and will be dad soon. still in need of a name for the girl...
 

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Originally posted by BangOut
Mr. Helm, that is awful.

Germans and small legs? I'm german, always had much stronger legs than arms... when i was wee bitty kiddy everyone said I was going to be another Eric Heiden

who is eric haiden?
 

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I don't know if it's entirely mythical (did I use that correctly?) that Germans have more testosterone than the average non-German (time to discuss race, kiddies). In high school, the biggest, most athletic, muscular/vascular guys had German last names. This, of course, is but a small sampling of young men that can and should not (and will not!) be extrapolated into a Nazi-like German-superiority theory. I've also heard Italians and African Americans have more testosterone, but I don't know if I believe it. Question: Can you tell how much testosterone someone produces merely by looking at them? Outwardly, the only real indicators of one's testosterone level are acne, muscle definition (bodyfat percentage is key) and the size and frequency of their erection. Aggression should be mentioned, too. Acne, not getting laid, and having constant erections all the time are good cause for aggression, so I guess it's a bit of a vicious cycle. Stop me before I start making sense. Any time now.
 

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theres definite genetic patterns in races, although some people (usually piss poor genetic specimins themeselves) would have you believe otherwise

blacks, mostly great genetics but with skinny calves
Asians, ****ty upper bodies but usually good legs
Aryans like ol' baltons bro there are pretty much all buff mesos, same with 'vikings' most of the WSM contestents are from the north of europe

It's all about selective breeding over 1000's of years.. of course as the gene pool gets muddier hopefully some of those characteristics will be spread around.
 

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Some un-juiced guys can look quite good

not as good as lying sacks of **** like Skip Lacour and his 'natural' buddies but still pretty sharp if you got the genetics and the drive.


he took some steroids some time ago. But also his gense are very good

"Honest I only took them the one time and they did nothing for me"

:D
 

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It's guys like oosyxxx is why i don't like posting flex pics. This one sat on my dash forever, kinda messed up. I don't do "body building" i do strength training. That’s why I can rip the head off a statue and crap down its neck.
 
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Dan Duchaine once talked about how it would be entirely possible for certain African American men to become Mr. Olympia with only minimal "drug" use. He cited the number of fantastic physiques he saw while in prison that were built with primitive equipment and 5hitty prison food. Heh, I know who Skip LaCour is. It's a key component of the shadier side of bodybuilding: bodybuilders become masters of the untruth out of necessity, because who (other than their gym buddies or close friends) can they confide in about their "drug" use? Athletes can't admit to "drug" use until after the fact, still, "drug"-using athletes prefer not to as steroid users are seen as cheaters. Athletes who are found to have cheated are looked upon with a raised brow, and their accolades are forever tarnished, at least in the public's mind.