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WHY do we CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by Cat Fuzz, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Not sure what you mean? If you’re asking why somebody would be in my house watching such stuff, that’s not what’s going on. I’ll be at other places where people are watching such programs. I might visit a friend and his wife or daughter is watching Springer. I used to visit a friend of mine and him and his wife watched it. I quit going over there. He also likes to watch wrestling; not real wrestling, but where extra large men run around in tights and short shorts and wear giant belts and pretend they want to kill each other while they do pseudo acrobatics.
     
  2. Evil_Cope

    Evil_Cope For the Win, motherfather!

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    Not being real != not valid entertainment.
     
  3. Bean 3:16

    Bean 3:16 New Member

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    I really don't understand these things either. I remember I stopped by Safeway last week to get some cookies (Safeway cookies are solid), and I went to wait in line (Safeway doesn't have self-checkout...at least the local one). So while waiting, I scan the magazine covers, and immediately, I see this headline on Cosmo or one of those mags:

    "ENDLESS ORGASMS"

    And all I can think is...what the hell? This is the sh!t that we are buying? They wouldn't have it out there if it didn't work...but...what the hell? Tons of gossip mags, etc etc.

    Balls I say. Balls.
     
  4. neilthecellist

    neilthecellist Renegade.

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    I get worse in spam emails. Believe me, it's worse than that magazine.
     
  5. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Cosmo has that crap on their covers EVERY ISSUE. At least three of the story taglines each issue has something to do with sex.
     
  6. Eyuva 'S' NRG

    Eyuva 'S' NRG dont mess with the toilet monster

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    I found this post to be quite funny. Incidentally, I do find that people in the entertainment industry are often FAR more intelligent than radio talk show hosts.

    The only TV I watch are DVD's of Seinfeld, Family Guy and Night Court, along with action movies from the 90's. Speed is the bomb.

    I'll conclude with this. As long as you are consumed with hatred; you lose. GG
     
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  7. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Um, yeah, riiiight.
     
  8. gamergirl1337

    gamergirl1337 New Member

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    dont know if anyone said anything like this because i never read any full posts but: it really is stupid and i know it has to be annoying to the "star" the person period that somebody is telling everyone their personal information like who they are sleeping with, who they are't, whos kid they're having. i mean honestly....RETARDED:eek: :eek:
     
  9. Nachimir

    Nachimir Crony of Stilgar

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    Joke stolen from friend.

    Thank you for your sterling efforts in conserving punctuation marks. You'll be pleased to know that the world punctuation shortage is now over, so normal English may be resumed.

    Oh, and read posts too. You can't not, then expect people to take you seriously.
     
  10. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    Doubleplusgood :tup:
     
  11. neilthecellist

    neilthecellist Renegade.

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    That's expected though. After all, sex is a reader interest category, next to the category of human interest. It can't be stopped.
     
  12. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    What I find most worrying about brands like cosmo is thier ability to cram the 'female psyche' into a glossy magazine that mostly consists of ads for cosmetics and clothes. If I ever have a daughter she will be banned form buying such magazines (like that would stop her)
     
  13. GMotha

    GMotha The nipples from Napels

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    The best way to stop a daughter from reading them is reading them yourself. And every evening during dinner you should quote something "witty" from the magazine, and just laugh.
     
  14. Nachimir

    Nachimir Crony of Stilgar

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    I made this a while ago (Rush job):
     

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  15. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Although it'd certainly work it would probably also widen the father-daughter divide during her tweener/early teen years.
     
  16. Bean 3:16

    Bean 3:16 New Member

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    So I caught an article about the particular headline. I guess Mandy Moore was on the cover, and she was a little irritated by the huge ORGASMS UNLIMITED plastered next to her head. This pleased me.
     
  17. Reign

    Reign The only candy with the Petey crunch

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    I guess she's called Mandy Moore for a reason. :p
     
  18. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    lol, good call!
     
  19. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    I would so do that.

    I already do similar things to my niece.
     
  20. neilthecellist

    neilthecellist Renegade.

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    Nice. Very nice. I like it. Can I use it as a satirical example in my journalism class? I'll cite the source MLA style, of course.
     

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