What language is this?

[GoldenMouse]

All of my spam is in this mystery language. What's funny is, they open it with "Hello" in english. Like I can read the rest or somebody who can read the rest is likely to speak English.

 

[AMmayhem]

I'd guess Greek or Russian, but I have no clue really.

 

[Balton]

that's kyrilic letters... so russian is my first guess.

 

[XepptizZ]

I only know it's not Greek (the most annoying language in school)

 

[Imagofer]

Its russian, I should know, im from russia

 

[GoldenMouse]

Then what is it trying to say? (And how the heck did I get RUSSIAN spam?)

 

[Rukee]

That`s in the language of SPAM.

 

[OO7MIKE]

I wonder if its a real letter and not spam. I've gotten a few before.

 

[Btljuice]

I've been getting Russion and Oriental AND ascii spam for a LONG time.

 

[AMmayhem]

I've been getting Russion and Oriental AND ascii spam for a LONG time.

Your mail order brides are trying to contact you.

 

[Imagofer]

Then what is it trying to say? (And how the heck did I get RUSSIAN spam?)

Ill translate

its basically a whole "article" about health and your chilldrens heals, and how you hould keep the air clean, and you have a choice in the 21st century, more information is avalible on their webste, which should have come with it... but nonetheless, spam.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Then what is it trying to say? (And how the heck did I get RUSSIAN spam?)

I saw a show once about the atomic bomb and a few of the people were speaking in Russian. Taking what I remember from that show, I’ve come up with the following translation:


Hey, internet command! Tonight we dance with chipmunks. Boris, our biggest chipmunk has hairy feet – great for sliding across the wooden dance floor and running into the soda machine with a smile! Come to the party – wear nothing but your socks for there will be 21 girls. You can do the chipmunk slide dance in your hairy socks and show that fancy chipmunk that he ain’t got no good dance slide skills…