Let's see. Where to begin. Well, the most important things of all are:
- You will only leave in a pinebox. Never forget that. Even if you leave these forums, they will haunt you to the end of your days.
- A certain chap whose name sounds similar to that of christ will eviscerate you if he doesn't like you. Especially if it's your first post on the forums. That was a long time ago, though. But you can never be sure.
- It's not a nebula, nor is it fog or mist. It's predatory in nature, it will engulf you in a millisecond and there's no escape. The sound of the released gasses are deafening, and your clothes will never smell the same.
- No matter how many years you've spend here, a cetain dancing chicken will come along and call you a noob. This vile creature registered in the ancient days. It would appear it has left the premises, but you can never be sure. Fear.
- A fishy user once doomed the internet by posting pictures of his real actual self. And to further increase the mental damage of the entire population of the planet earth, he pushed other users into doing the same!
Never trust anyone who uses an animal nickname.
-If it's your birhtday, you can always join a clan.
-Ph34r the dark hand.
- Dark Pulse was always wrong. No matter how hard he tried denying it, he couldn't escape the terribel truth. Let's hope for his sake the rules of the game have changed.
- It's not ut99 dammit! (nah it's ok, I've accepted that ages ago)
- Birthday spam can be a good thing
- Balton used to spam quite a lot.
- Never say a thread is classic. You will doom it.
- terrror is motarded.
-2004 was the best year ever. No.Honestly. Serious. I mearn it. for real. The truth. No kidding.
- Kantham couldn't ham.
- Tags were so much fun
- Nightmares is an impact hammer cheater.
Ok, not sure if these really are the most important ones. But they'll have to do.
So, here's to maybe... maybe another twenty years. °_°...
Thanks to everyone who made these forums a great place to be. Even though times have changed drastically, I'm still glad that beyondunreal forums are still around!

















































- You will only leave in a pinebox. Never forget that. Even if you leave these forums, they will haunt you to the end of your days.
- A certain chap whose name sounds similar to that of christ will eviscerate you if he doesn't like you. Especially if it's your first post on the forums. That was a long time ago, though. But you can never be sure.
- It's not a nebula, nor is it fog or mist. It's predatory in nature, it will engulf you in a millisecond and there's no escape. The sound of the released gasses are deafening, and your clothes will never smell the same.
- No matter how many years you've spend here, a cetain dancing chicken will come along and call you a noob. This vile creature registered in the ancient days. It would appear it has left the premises, but you can never be sure. Fear.
- A fishy user once doomed the internet by posting pictures of his real actual self. And to further increase the mental damage of the entire population of the planet earth, he pushed other users into doing the same!
Never trust anyone who uses an animal nickname.
-If it's your birhtday, you can always join a clan.
-Ph34r the dark hand.
- Dark Pulse was always wrong. No matter how hard he tried denying it, he couldn't escape the terribel truth. Let's hope for his sake the rules of the game have changed.
- It's not ut99 dammit! (nah it's ok, I've accepted that ages ago)
- Birthday spam can be a good thing
- Balton used to spam quite a lot.
- Never say a thread is classic. You will doom it.
- terrror is motarded.
-2004 was the best year ever. No.Honestly. Serious. I mearn it. for real. The truth. No kidding.
- Kantham couldn't ham.
- Tags were so much fun
- Nightmares is an impact hammer cheater.
Ok, not sure if these really are the most important ones. But they'll have to do.
So, here's to maybe... maybe another twenty years. °_°...
Thanks to everyone who made these forums a great place to be. Even though times have changed drastically, I'm still glad that beyondunreal forums are still around!

















































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