what exactly does heaven have to offer?

[lucifix]

i know a lot of religions see heaven differently, but as far as what the bible says and the general understanding of heaven.....i think it would suck! i mean hell isnt looking like paradise either. im a very religious person but i think heaven/hell both would suck so what am i suppose to do? i do think i will go to one, hell probably, when i die and im not looking forward to either.........

 

[Balton]

Originally posted by lucifix
i know a lot of religions see heaven differently, but as far as what the bible says and the general understanding of heaven.....i think it would suck! i mean hell isnt looking like paradise either. im a very religious person but i think heaven/hell both would suck so what am i suppose to do? i do think i will go to one, hell probably, when i die and im not looking forward to either.........

suicide! I am not very bible-stabel but I heard that if you commit suicide you dont come into heaven but also not into hell. yet I would like to after life come onto Odins ship and ship to valhalla for one big orgy...

 

[Euphoric Beaver]

I'd love to be a ghost. Spooking everyone out.

 

[GoldenMouse]

Are you interpreting directly? Or hearing other people's interpretations? If the wording is cryptic enough, it could be construed to say very nearly anything.

 

[lucifix]

Originally posted by GoldenMouse
Are you interpreting directly? Or hearing other people's interpretations? If the wording is cryptic enough, it could be construed to say very nearly anything.

just the basic understanding of heaven

 

[GoldenMouse]

and that is?

 

[OO7MIKE]

Lots of orange popsicles!!!

 

[lucifix]

Originally posted by GoldenMouse
and that is?

well its very vague as im sure youre aware. i just dont think it would be pleasent. ever lasting peace and happiness where your mortal memories are wiped clean.......i can imagine all the fun you could have with a bunch of stuck up christ-whores. i find it really sad that i believe in them yet i dont want to go to either one...................

 

[lucifix]

Originally posted by OO7MIKE
Lots of orange popsicles!!!

even that would probably be considered a sin........

 

[lucifix]

well lets take Lucifers story and look at it. all the guy wanted was a little more power and look what happened to him! you question MY authority and burn in Hell of be mindless soulless meat puppett........

 

[GoldenMouse]

I think he was thinking of something more along the lines of a forceful takeover.

 

[Mxtrmntr]

Originally posted by lucifix
well lets take Lucifers story and look at it. all the guy wanted was a little more power and look what happened to him! you question MY authority and burn in Hell of be mindless soulless meat puppett........

Did anyone ever see the film "Dogma"? There were some discussions about that topic in it...not too serious maybe, but still fits the topic

 

[lucifix]

Originally posted by GoldenMouse
I think he was thinking of something more along the lines of a forceful takeover.

So? doesnt everyone want to be the boss and not the underling? its not like he done somthing horrible or somthing that everyone of us wouldnt consider.......and besides the bible states that lucifer was gods most perfect creation, so if his most perfect creation cant work in his society how can we humans do it?

 

[lucifix]

Originally posted by Mxtrmntr


Did anyone ever see the film "Dogma"? There were some discussions about that topic in it...not too serious maybe, but still fits the topic

im wanting to see it but havent gotten around to it.

 

[oosyxxx]

Ya schee, ya have schex with cheeschburgersch, ya schee, Schteve?

 

[OO7MIKE]

Ok oosyxxx..... 21 years of happy meals has surely effected your mind. Finally we have proof.

 

[Claw]

Originally posted by Mxtrmntr
Did anyone ever see the film "Dogma"? There were some discussions about that topic in it...not too serious maybe, but still fits the topic

Did anyone ever read the book "Good Omens"? There were some discusions about the topic in it...not too serious maybe, but still fits the topic

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Originally posted by lucifix
what exactly does heaven have to offer?

Point to it.

 

[Ulukai]

A stairway.

 

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by lucifix
well lets take Lucifers story and look at it. all the guy wanted was a little more power and look what happened to him! you question MY authority and burn in Hell of be mindless soulless meat puppett........

he probably just got fed up with the choirs of cherubim and cerafim singing gods praise for all erternity. that stuff has to grate after a century or so...