Well poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!!
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Friday was such a beautiful day. One of the sunniest this year. Clear blue skies, not too warm, ****ing awesome...getting too few of these around these parts.
We had another "May Grey" day here in San Diego this Friday. It was like that yesterday too, and they said on the forecast it's likely to last until Monday.
Oh well.Oh yeah great Friday night for me. I yet again asked this hot chick out at the steak house I go to every night. It's the 3rd time I've asked. She's either working or doesn't feel like it the last two times. Tonight I asked her if she'd like to go to Terminator at 10:20, but she's closing and doesn't get off till 11pm. I told her "you know that's 3 times now." She responded with "yeah I know" with a kinda, "I know, I've just been busy but I want to" tone.
Then I get a text from a girl I work with. So she comes over to my hotel room (she's 3 doors down) and her boyfriend (who works with us) is quitting tomorrow, and she's pregnant with his kid.
So, the girl I like said no 3 times, and I get a pregnant crying girl in my room on a friday night.
And no, I didn't sex her, since I know you'll ask.
Then I get a text from a girl I work with. So she comes over to my hotel room (she's 3 doors down) and her boyfriend (who works with us) is quitting tomorrow, and she's pregnant with his kid.
So, the girl I like said no 3 times, and I get a pregnant crying girl in my room on a friday night.
And no, I didn't sex her, since I know you'll ask.
^ That's what I call a great Friday!
You know what is worse than a crying pregnant girl?
A crying fat girl who doesn't understand why nobody wants to date her.
I had plenty of those friends back in the days. The good thing about them is they have an awesome sense of humor (well most of them) and we always ended up laughing our butts off. I even went to a metal concert with two 'big' girls and a skinny friend of mine. So, there we were: two skinny guys and two fat girls jumping in a crowd of metal heads. It ended up being a 7.5 on the Richter Scale!
You know what is worse than a crying pregnant girl?
A crying fat girl who doesn't understand why nobody wants to date her.
I had plenty of those friends back in the days. The good thing about them is they have an awesome sense of humor (well most of them) and we always ended up laughing our butts off. I even went to a metal concert with two 'big' girls and a skinny friend of mine. So, there we were: two skinny guys and two fat girls jumping in a crowd of metal heads. It ended up being a 7.5 on the Richter Scale!
I play Magic the Gathering every Friday night while others are out getting drunk/laid.
AND I ALWAYS ****ING LOSE TO 5 COLOR CONTROL.
AND I ALWAYS ****ING LOSE TO 5 COLOR CONTROL.
Firefly
United Kingdom is not a country.
YES!
FRIDAY!
Finally.
The weather was crazy today -> rain, sunshine, rain, humid, sunshine, rain, cold.
FRIDAY!
Finally.
The weather was crazy today -> rain, sunshine, rain, humid, sunshine, rain, cold.
Friday was a fun day. Work was boring, and too warm inside the building. Luckily I left at 2 o'clock, went home and just relaxed for the rest of the day yay!
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**** homey, this thread be older than time itself! When it started, UT was king, most of us were still on dialup, and 911 was just an emergency telephone number... Damn!
**** homey, this thread be older than time itself! When it started, UT was king, most of us were still on dialup, and 911 was just an emergency telephone number... Damn!