Well poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!!

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NeoNite

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Yay what a friday!
Shame it's almost 6 o'clock now...

So today at work (museum) it was just me and well.. a very pretty colleague BUT that's not all she was also good companionship (you know some of those pretty girls, some of them are airheads...)
Not this one though.
Smart girl. Helped me out with things, kept an eye on the visitors...
Helped with explaining stuff to tourists... Hey, she was a great help.

Well, we had real fun. Talked about million things, time went by ah well...

Appeared we liked (about...) the same movies, she also liked the same works of art etc..

This particular museum can be so quiet and dull sometimes, but today it was quite different :O)
Good friday...

Sunny weather too. Almost 30°c!

Next tuesday it's her and me again, in the same museum. Looking forward to it? Hell yes, duh....

Cheerio ;p
 

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Yeah it Friday and I'm leaving for the Lake of the Ozarks for a week-long vacation from BuF, yay!
 

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BoboThePenguin said:
It's my birthday too! And Arnold Schwarzenegger's :D

arnold schwarzenegger is more important than you
he saved the earth several times..and you? what did you do? huh? HUH?! HUH!??!!
 

Morety

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Another fact of poop shamelessly stolen from a website:

Are there people who eat poop?

Yes, we all have, at one point or another. One of the main ways that diseases and parasites spread is through the consumption of food and water contaminated with feces. This happens because people don't wash their hands carefully after pooping or changing a diaper or scratching their butt. It can also happen through careless disposal of diapers. Our microbiologist here on Guam says that one dirty diaper in Tumon Bay can send the bacteria count through the ceiling.

But of course, what you want to know is, are there people who eat poop on purpose? Again, the answer is yes. Some autistic children practice coprophagy, the ingestion of feces. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the encyclopedia of that name.

I have known only one person who ate poop on purpose, and she only did it once, when she was about four years old. She says she was curious about what it tasted like. When asked what poop does taste like, she replies, "About like you'd expect."

So, the technical term for a hot carl is coprophagy. Learn something new every day :)
 

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leave me alone with all your poo!

not that it has something to do with the fact that I don't have money are anything,but this hunger strike is important; it is important to me and it is important to this nation and it is important to me....wait...did I said that twice?

but we woun't discuss it any further,or it will become the plot of japanese animation series :tdown:
 

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So when astronauts flush the toilet, I believe it is flushed into space. The turds then mutate from the radiation, and become sentient beings as they plummet through the galaxy. They will soon land on a distant planet and start a colony.
 

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and then mushrooms grow on the turds and it looks like furr on them

tribbles.jpg


and in the future the enterprise will discover the,now furry, turds and will feed them with their love and with bread
 

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Morety said:
So when astronauts flush the toilet, I believe it is flushed into space. The turds then mutate from the radiation, and become sentient beings as they plummet through the galaxy. They will soon land on a distant planet and start a colony.

Mother nature at its best!