Well poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!!
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/me uses a crowbar to bust a crate full of bootleg midgets from Japan beta testing
PROTOTYPE PARTY!!! W00T W00T!!!!!!
PROTOTYPE PARTY!!! W00T W00T!!!!!!
Originally posted by Morety
You know how you can tell if a guy in a wetsuit has farted?
His ankles swell up
thought warm air rises.....
If you're underwater at nearly 0deg Cel. then ANYTHING coming out of your body will be cold. like the 7deg outside cold piss
FRIDAY!!!! w0000000000t!!!
*goes 2 p00p but realizes his bumhole was stapled shut after "last time" *
i know!!
*unzips and aims his todger*
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughjtgrlh hg wlgjrtgkj nbj nbk hgrtjk h
*bursts a bloodvessel*
come ONNNNN!!!!
*grins as a big lump o p00p splatters out his willy*
yeha baby yeah!!!
*drinks sum washing up liquid and gasps as his balls drop even further, thuddig in2 the gound*
MOOOOOSE!!!!
*takes aim as the moose connects a pipe from his intestines 2 his testicles*
RAPID FIRE!!!
[announcer] MULTI CARL!!! [/announcer]
yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaw!!!
[announcer] _Zd_Tapeworm_ is p00plike!! [/announcer]
*goes 2 p00p but realizes his bumhole was stapled shut after "last time" *
i know!!
*unzips and aims his todger*
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughjtgrlh hg wlgjrtgkj nbj nbk hgrtjk h
*bursts a bloodvessel*
come ONNNNN!!!!
*grins as a big lump o p00p splatters out his willy*
yeha baby yeah!!!
*drinks sum washing up liquid and gasps as his balls drop even further, thuddig in2 the gound*
MOOOOOSE!!!!
*takes aim as the moose connects a pipe from his intestines 2 his testicles*
RAPID FIRE!!!
[announcer] MULTI CARL!!! [/announcer]
yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaw!!!
[announcer] _Zd_Tapeworm_ is p00plike!! [/announcer]
fauker
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w00t! friday again! Something different to try this week...
I'm gonna invite 15 algerian strippers round to Liquid SiN's house, and 10 french prostitutes!
the look on his face when they arrive will be priceless! but not half as good as the look on his face when they ask to be paid!
I'm gonna invite 15 algerian strippers round to Liquid SiN's house, and 10 french prostitutes!
the look on his face when they arrive will be priceless! but not half as good as the look on his face when they ask to be paid!
Jancaz Bru
the preposterous bollox of the situation
7 more hours at school (Its just before 1st period) and its time for some all nite gaming. Oh yeah, I have to work this afternoon .
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Mute
All you have to do is smile!
Happy Leonard's Day everyone!!!
Today's Random Bit of Useless Trivia: Did you know that when a full moon falls on Leonard's Day, it is known as a 'Bunghole Moon'? Believe it or not!!!
Today's Random Bit of Useless Trivia: Did you know that when a full moon falls on Leonard's Day, it is known as a 'Bunghole Moon'? Believe it or not!!!
Mute
All you have to do is smile!
*BUMP*
YESSSSSS!!! I BUMPED THE LEONARD THREAD FIRST! BEING EET IS GOOD!!!
PLUS I DID IT ALL IN CAPS!!!!
YESSSSSS!!! I BUMPED THE LEONARD THREAD FIRST! BEING EET IS GOOD!!!
PLUS I DID IT ALL IN CAPS!!!!
Just have to come out of lurking to give Leonard a christmas Hump
Merry CHRYSt'mas BuF...
/ME sends everyone some Pants and Socks!!
I've got to finish this god damned Euro Beta for Dark Age Of Camelot... BRB
Merry CHRYSt'mas BuF...
/ME sends everyone some Pants and Socks!!
I've got to finish this god damned Euro Beta for Dark Age Of Camelot... BRB
Phew. I've done a presentation in front of my whole department and I now want to get wankered.
Leonard the beer monster would have undoubtfully shat in my gob and stolen money out of my wallet before I wake up tomorrow
Leonard the beer monster would have undoubtfully shat in my gob and stolen money out of my wallet before I wake up tomorrow