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OO7MIKE

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We are back on the internet!!
That was a scary few weeks of the forum being down!
Wait, your question was, How many Larry's did you smoke before posting this message?
The answer might surprise your wifes cousins, massage therapist, hair stylist, plumbers, pediatritians, teachers, fishes, oceans, favorite shark victim!!
 
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Wait ... you said your question was, "Qualthwar, can you hear us? Please say yes, Larrys!"
 
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OO7MIKE

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I need a rukee and a spiritwalker, with a bangout twrecks beeznatch!
Assemble the team to find Qualthwar!
And don't come back without Alien babes!!
But bro, kidnap the alien babes consensually!
 
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I need a rukee and a spiritwalker, with a bangout twrecks beeznatch!
Assemble the team to find Qualthwar!
And don't come back without Alien babes!!
But bro, kidnap the alien babes consensually!
LlLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Hey!

This is Snayyyyyyyyyyyyk!

All kidnapping is consentual, baby!

BONG BEENG BONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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GOOD!
 
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OO7MIKE

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Tommy: I was waiting patiently for that reply from that guy! But then I got a fly in my eye and it fell on my fish sandwhich on rye! I said "hey that guy! I'll split a sandwhich with you before we say "goodbye" and you catch the redeye to testify in court about how you used to play Goldeneye until you heard some popping sounds!! I said Whaaaaat!! She said Whaaaat?? And then your apartment building burned down. But we boaf got outtah there! I said Not Todaaaaaaaay!!
 
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OO7MIKE

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This thread has more "likes" than a fainting couch on Only Fans.

Officially sponsored by Larry's brand "Ether". No one should ever need it, but if you are given a choice, It wouldn't be watching another live action Disney movie!
 
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This thread has more "likes" than a fainting couch on Only Fans.

Officially sponsored by Larry's brand "Ether". No one should ever need it, but if you are given a choice, It wouldn't be watching another live action Disney movie!

Man, this is way beyond the bounds of appropriateness. Makes me wonder if I even know you.
Wait.
Do I even know you?
I do not!
Oh, hai, @JennaTalia!
 
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OO7MIKE

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haha

Oh Jenna, I love how you are first in line for a free colonoscopy. Repeat customer at this "pop up" clinic. Thats loyalty! ..and now i've got your photo up on my wall. The results photo. No signs of cancer. Looks good!
 
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haha

Oh Jenna, I love how you are first in line for a free colonoscopy. Repeat customer at this "pop up" clinic. Thats loyalty! ..and now i've got your photo up on my wall. The results photo. No signs of cancer. Looks good!

Hey, where you 23 years ago today?
 

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