Veganza: Intelligent Design

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Nachimir

Nachimir

Crony of Stilgar
Aug 13, 2001
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Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia.
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You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
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Balton

Balton

The Beast of Worship
Mar 6, 2001
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Cat Fuzz said:
You mean to reverse global warming all wee need to do is become pirates? COOL!!


AAAARRRRR!!!



I knew it had nuttin ta do wit tha SUV's ya scurvy dogs!! AAARRR!!
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Have you ever seen a pirate in a SUV? Might explain why everyone being a pirate saves our planet... and as Captain Balton I'd constantly raid Jamaica for all its dope :)
 
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