UT/Matrix/INF

[Bad.Mojo]

Well they killed the many to save the one. Neo was the "one", who would save everybody, so Morpheus was just sacrificable. I wonder why they had such queer names though. "My name's Tank!", "My name's Dozer", "My name's Apok!".

Man, **** you. My name is J. Matthew Lemieux and I go by AgunzaguN or Bad.Mojo or Angry Ass Rapist, but I don't call myself those IR'****in'L, now do I?

 

[Mr. T]

The Oracle said without Morpheus all is lost.
And Neo didn't think he WAS the one.

I think the movie was created in a way to appeal to as many age groups as possible, that's why we think it was cool and stupid at the same time. But I think almost all hardcore Action movies are cool and stupid at the same time.

 

[Bad.Mojo]

Man, Jet Li woulda made a better Neo. And much more suitable. Yiah, Romeo must Die sucked, but hell, he woulda fit in perfectly in The Matrix, and probably delivered his heavily accented dialogue better than Keanu Reeve's heavily retarded dialogue. Woh!.

I think Neo should have looked up Angelina Jolie Nude XXX Pics on his PC. And then displayed them.

Obsessed? YES!

Her and Fairuza Balk, baby. I want them both in bed. And I will never have them. Though I know a guy who went out with a girl for eight years (eight fucking years!) and never received... er... oral treatment. Man, if I was him, I'd break her thumbs.

 

[Bad.Mojo]

Man, Jet Li woulda made a better Neo. And much more suitable. Yiah, Romeo must Die sucked, but hell, he woulda fit in perfectly in The Matrix, and probably delivered his heavily accented dialogue better than Keanu Reeve's heavily retarded dialogue. Woh!.

I think Neo should have looked up Angelina Jolie Nude XXX Pics on his PC. And then displayed them.

Obsessed? YES!

Her and Fairuza Balk, baby. I want them both in bed. And I will never have them. Though I know a guy who went out with a girl for eight years (eight ****ing years!) and never received... er... oral treatment. Man, if I was him, I'd break her thumbs.

 

[Mr. T]

Well, I won't disagree with the Jet Li suggestion. He's an obvious choice. And I'm sure he can say "Woh!" right up there with the best of them. Hell, they would have HAD to slow mo the kung fu scenes just to be able to see what he was doing. FREAKY FAST.

I can picture Reeves in the audition (if there was one)

woh... Woh? Woh! WOH!!!

Zion? ZION??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif