Unreal Facts!

[evilgrins]

#1: Skaarj do not taste like chicken.

#2: The lower 2 arms of Nali are not as long as the upper 2, if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.

#3: Birds on Na Pali are like pigeons from Earth but with better aim. They drop invisible poop on campers all the time.

Got any Unreal Facts to add to this?

 

[Manticore]

You should have kept this thread alive!

 

[evilgrins]

Oh, I will... and have.

It's on more than 1 forum · https://www.oldunreal.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1586461860

 

[SkaarjMaster]

#4: The Nalicows can get aggressive when cornered, but all the places you find them do not have corners.

 

[Manticore]

#5: Keep the thread alive!

 

[evilgrins]

#6: Nali Women have more boobs than anyone knows, in public some of them fold inward.

 

[evilgrins]

#7: The deadliest of all creatures has never been named. When the Tournament achieved 2004 level was when it was 1st discovered.

It is invisible, it is deadly, and it's method of attack is unknown. Randomly it lashes out and gives players aneurysms.

 

[Balton]

#8: Never play toss with Titans.

 

[NeoNite]

#9 Nali toe cheese tastes like chicken. So says the napali legend.

 

[SkaarjMaster]

#10: Never question the faith of a Nali.

 

[Balton]

#11: This one we know thanks to the Skaarjs'. It takes six nine inch nails to hammer a Nali to a cross.

 

[NeoNite]

12: Skaarj turds are ideal for fermenting nali fruit. An unexpected symbiosis.

 

[Manticore]

#13: We live in facing worlds.

 

[NeoNite]

14. Napali is made of swiss cheese. But it's a secret.

 

[NeoNite]

15. It takes a Skaarj two years to make an omelet from naligoat cheese.