UNGRATEFUL GAMERS!!! YES YOU!!

[Symbolikal]

I'm pretty crap, and I'll play him as long as I don't hve to play him on a CBP map.
No, I'll play him in Incuvasion. When I was running a LAN in school, nobody even hit me, never mind killed me, though I did blow myself to the spirits in the sky with rox.
Here now, in 1on1 incuvasion! (I'm a brit too so bring it on!)

 

[LooseCannon]

@Dirdmister: please read and think about Israphel's post, it might be your only hope of staying in this community. A1 post Israphel!

Side note: I wonder if Marko has learnt from our gently flyswatting? He started off right where Dirdmister began, yet did mellow and mature a little. I think he tried anyrate.

 

[NeoNite]

Neo, become a songwriter.

Terrible, I know ;-)
Long day at work yesterday, was feeling a bit silly (had to unwind a bit).. noticed this silly thread and well...

I realised most would ignore that post, but I just HAD TO OMG!

:-I Quel merde.

:O)

Btw I might buy a copy of UT2004 next week.

I think I will.

 

[T2A`]

Here's how I see it: Dird needs to post his in-game name right now or get off our forum and go back to "DJing." He's just wasting everyone's time otherwise.

I suck at 1on1 DM a lot and I suck a lot with ping higher than 50 and I'll play him too. I played Raffi last night and the final score after four matches was 100 to 5 (kills). He always got the shields and UDamage and always predicted where I was going and quite often hit me with the LtG before I even knew where he was. I wasn't in my usual playing situation, and I'd never played 1on1 DM against anyone other than a bot before, but still, five kills is ridiculous.

 

[LooseCannon]

Nah, T2A. That's good! Huggy & I, with late help from Boogity got a 60 to NIL (yes, zero) TDM against Raffi alone on Rankin. Awsome.

 

[CyMek]

Raffi owns me 50 - 0, combined scores of Idomia and Rankin.

 

[deletemepls]

In game name = Dird

 

[Dark Pulse]

Hmm, a man willing to take a challenge... I like that.

 

[HuggyBear]

Yea, LooseCannon and I couldn't catch a break. Raffi just controlled the map too well. I actually surprised him once and got him with a full load from the googun, but it didn't take him down.

Hmm, 3 Dirds in the ut2k4 stats, and one Dird from a clan.

 

[Renegade Retard]

Yea, LooseCannon and I couldn't catch a break. Raffi just controlled the map too well. I actually surprised him once and got him with a full load from the googun, but it didn't take him down.

Yeah, it's hard to beat someone who's using wall hacks and aimbots.

 

[HuggyBear]

Yeah, it's hard to beat someone who's using wall hacks and aimbots.

OMG HAX!

 

[CyMek]

Yeah, but wall hax/aimbot wont stop that spooge. He must be using an infinite health hax too.

 

[HuggyBear]

Yeah, he was crouching at the super shield and I popped in behind him and spooged all over his back...wait, what were we talking about again?

 

[1337]

Your eyes freak me out huggy

 

[ChampionHyena]

Yeah, he was crouching at the super shield and I popped in behind him and spooged all over his back...wait, what were we talking about again?

The grammatically correct verb form is spelled "splooge." Where were you when the rest of us were playing Unreal DM?

I would also like it known that I will thoroughly splooge every last one of you. I mean it.

Anyway, even with the 100 charge shield, a full load of goo should melt through just aboot anyone. I haven't tested it thouroughly, but unless he was at 199 health and 150 shield, maybe something's up.

IT IS A SCIENCE GENTLEMEN

 

[igNiTion]

i <3 you dirdmister.


+1

 

[HuggyBear]

Anyway, even with the 100 charge shield, a full load of goo should melt through just aboot anyone. I haven't tested it thouroughly, but unless he was at 199 health and 150 shield, maybe something's up.

Oh, I'm sure he was as full as he could get - 60-0 gives him a load of adrenaline to help out, I'm sure. Plus, maybe I was a bit off-center, too.

Your eyes freak me out huggy

Really? Most people find them seksay.

 

[hyrulian]

So, has Dird even showed up online at all? Anyone manage to get a game with hiim?

 

[T2A`]

I remember looking through the code once to see how much damage it did and finding out surviving a full "splooge" is definitely doable. 1on1 with Raffi means 1on1 with 199-health, 150-armor, double-damage Raffi. Unless it's on Idoma. Then you can cut out the double damage.

Adrenaline bonuses really should be disabled in 1on1. Having the pickups is okay, but getting extra points just for whooping up on your opponent is not fair at all.

I'd like to get better at 1on1, so if anyone ever wants to battle it out, catch me on AIM (TurnsToAshes19) or PM me or something. I need to start using Xfire... I have it, but I never remember to use it.

 

[HuggyBear]

All I can say is that Raffi has his pwn pants on, and both LooseCannon and I felt the wrath!