UNGRATEFUL GAMERS!!! YES YOU!!

[deletemepls]

No he stayed in the topic for like 5 mins while posting his topic...
My dad hasnt finished my pc by wen he said he was going to an ive just broke my sis's by changing settings(wont even run in safe mode)...
Currenty on my dads pc; the keyboard buttons are completely dodgy so goodnight

 

[JohnDoe641]

This thread isn't going as you planned, is it Dirp?

 

[LooseCannon]

Bad news I fear.

I think _Zd_Bee_ has a real life drama to deal with. He might even miss The Tourney. Seriously.

 

[edhe]

Indeed.

However i'm here

 

[dub]

bollocks - with beeing ill, I missed the best part of this:
"Marco-esque-i'll-beat-you-all-but-have-this-well-placed-problem-that-means-i'll-never-turn-up" threads

 

[T2A`]

Heh, maybe we could have a 1on1 BuF vs Dird tourney. And by "tourney" I mean "a series of embarrassing defeats dealt out to Dird one after another."

You know, if his computer gets fixed and all, which I seriously doubt will ever happen.

 

[Ragna]

Could any1 record a demo? It will sure be as funny as hell

 

[CyMek]

I dont play DM. Id ont play 1on1 Dm, period. I will play the turd master. I am confident of victory. I will record a server side demorec for your amusement.

 

[deletemepls]

Whats with the insults CyDick?
Rens if _zd_ cant make the tournie can i join his team in last minute change?

 

[dXII][Pa]

Before Ren blows a fuse here I suggest, no strongly urge, you to read the Tourney faq.

 

[Symbolikal]

Hey, I'm 13 and I just replaced the motherboard in my rig. Dirdmister, don't act like such a n00b please, I may be young too, but I'm not like 'My dad is doing this' and 'my dad is doing that'. I do the computer stuff in my house. I'm doing a gfx card upgrade later today as well after my homework. We aren't all n00bs, but [SARCASM]DJ Dird[/SARCASM], sadly is. Grow up a bit, and then come back. You play music over which public channel?

 

[deletemepls]

noob stfu you little punk...i game..i dont mess around wit the pc bits (look wat happened last night).
Shouldnt you be playing with ur action man or something.

 

[randyannie]

You should really listen to tdXII][Pa , Ren is probably writing an essay on banning you - which would be well deserved!

A nice shout out to noobKillin - you are a great example of a really cool mature teenage dude Now go kick DJ Dirt's anus.

DJ Prozac

 

[The Warden]

Dird.

your FSB is wrong, or your MB needs a BIOS update.

 

[Symbolikal]

Your feelings are reciprocated. I do both by the way, and I'll also admit I'm not that good at 2k4, but I could probably 0wn your arse a million times over. How am I a n00b? 133t site eh? Looks like something put together in 5 minutes with word.
You sound like a ten year old who thinks that swearing is dead cool or something and insult anybody in their way. I do swear a lot, but that's for reasons I refuse to divulge. Oh, btw you're stupid as well.
Anyone want to see me take him in 1 on 1? No muts, euro server and 100% game speed.
Prozac, Thanks!

 

[deletemepls]

I did not call you a n00b...why would i do that when i havent saw you play.
I said n00b as in shortened version of n00bkillin like some1 may call me Dird
I took the time enterin 00's instead off oo's hoping you wouldnt make that assumtion.
My dad has scived the day offf work and is currently working on my cpu so if it is done sometime today id be happy to play you

 

[deletemepls]

btw that site is just my version of a 3 1/2 floppy disc.
I post my school work on there and and then complete it @ home
It was origionally the start of a rubbish clan but it never went anywhere

 

[NeoNite]

Just spooge it - By Slim Dirdy and Ol' dirdy bastiche


Guess who's back, back again
Dirdy's back, tell a fr13Nd

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop, D1RDY D1ME!


Come here little kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with brand new CRAP
And I don't mean crap as in a new case
Of child investigates and accusates
Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I've done touched on everything but little Noobs
That's not a stab at killin'
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Terrorisin the UT2K4 channel with my chimes
Bend down, touch your toes, and just glide
To the center of the floor
Like TP for my bung hole
And it's cool if you let one go PFFFFFFFT
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot," it's ok
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Hook]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah Noob, shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now spooge it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just spooge it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy (ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby (ah ah) oh baby (ah ah)


It's Friday and it's my day
Ysed to Pwn bots on faceclassic all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday
I don't know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Cruisin' on the InterWEB freeway, feelin' kind of breezy
Let the top down and my hair blow
I don't know where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there someone's gonna (touch my body)
OOOOOH
Excuse me Noob, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from playin'
Would you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out (yeah)
What's ya name noob, what's ya sign?
(Man you must be up out yo mind)
Ol' DIRDY (ah ah) beer goggles, blind
I'm just tryin' to unwind (now I'm)

[Hook]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah noob, shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now spooge it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just spooge it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy (ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby (ah ah) oh baby (ah ah)

[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was runnin' butt naked
Down the street screamin' (ah ah ah ah)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They said "Save it, boy we got you on tape
Screamin' at an old lady" (touch my body)
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It's real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's "8 Mile" now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Now snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit
Oh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man !!!!!
Tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba
I don't have any lines to go right here so tubba
Tellytubby fellas (what) fellas (what)
Grab your left, make your right one jealous (what)
Black noobs, white noobs, skinny noobs, fat noobs
Tall newbs, small newbs, I'm callin' all girls !!!
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'
It's the season, just go (ah ah ah ah)
It's so appeasin'

[Hook]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah Noob, shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now spooge it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just spooge it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy (ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby (ah ah) oh baby (ah ah)





Couldn't change most of the lyrics, since they kinda fit for that guy

 

[Symbolikal]

Neo, become a songwriter.

 

[HuggyBear]

Hey Dirdmister, what's your in-game name?