'Twas the night before payback

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LifesBane(4Corners)

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'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,
The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.
Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.

He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us madder.
We haven't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your ass, with one heavy boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear.

And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide,
They'll go down in history as the place where you died.

Remember Khadhafi and his line of death?
He came very close, to his final breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.

They are our Fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home, with Children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for you,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile.

I won't be sorry to see your cowardly ass go,
It's Red, White, and Blue that's running this show!
 

OICW

Reason & Logic > Religion
Enough with this US patriotism crap FFS :mad:

They're getting their revenge, no need to hark on about it.

Oh and the Taliban and Muslims don't celebrate Christmas so they wouldn't care about a song's lyrics that are of a Christmas tune.

Way to go for the US's knowledge and understanding of cultures other than their own :rolleyes:
 

jaunty

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'twas the night before Rammadan,
and all through kabul, nothing was stirring,
except for the 5000 pund bombs.

'twas the night before christmas, and all through
your house, nothing was stirring, except the anthrax infected mouse.

I don't want to hear ANY complaints when you get bombed again on:

a) christmas
b) new years
c)both

You blow up their holiday, they'll blow up yours.


It's Red, White, and Blue that's running this show!

Here's a little something for you from Anti-Flag's "Red, White and Brainwashed"

The red stands for the blood of all the people we've slain
The white for this racist, bigoted foundation
The blue for your arayan eyes -- all empty
 
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FiringAimlessly

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Here we go again...

[desperate attempt to veer thread off in a completely unrelated tangent]

Run-and-gun is fun!

[/desperate attempt to veer thread off in a completely unrelated tangent]
 

NTKB

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Lifesbane :lol:

OICW :mad: and take your hands off our most advanced hardware!

Jaunty :rolleyes:

Firing aimlessly :)

Kibbles food :lol: at your name everytime I read it and your sig :lol: your comment ----> :con:
 

Fuct

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The Diamond Sea
Originally posted by Kibbles-N-Bits[4C]


There are no rabbits native to that region I thought... :con:
EDIT: BTW, this is the new bash-on-Bane thread! :)

"The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan."
 

Kibbles-N-Bits

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This is how I read the sentence...

The Taliban are running like (rabbits in Afghanistan.)

IE They are running like the rabbits that live in Afghanistan... :p
 

LifesBane(4Corners)

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Jebus guys! I just thought it was a funny rhyming thing and perfect for this time and posted it. You guys read >way< too fucking much into things :rolleyes:
 

Mr. Apocalypse

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BTW, this is the new bash-on-Bane thread!

Woot these are my favorite threads, we can tell you about how he took a dump in the coner of a class room i was in, or how he has never used a powertool in his life, and the first time he did he cut my friends hand one (maybe it was my friends fault but still).


And the moment you have all been waiting for, and my favortie picture the real lifesbane!
 

LifesBane(4Corners)

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:rolleyes:

Mr. Apoc. was ranting about the word "Poohed" in all his immaturity so when I brought it up, he used reverse denial tactics and tried to blame me. Or something like that... I'm still confused myself.

I've used powertools, a couple times, but my tech ed teacher never let us in 7th grade (with good reason, too).

And my friend cut himself without noticing and I pointed out that he was bleeding everywhere...and it was with wire cutter, Apoc, not power tools :rolleyes:
 

Mr. Apocalypse

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What ever lifesbane..I am still older then you and i sometimes like to joke around, then you bring the stuff i say to the boards and turn in around on me so lets not bring up that class anymore (anyless we do something funny;) )
 

LifesBane(4Corners)

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What ever lifesbane..I am still older then you and i sometimes like to joke around, then you bring the stuff i say to the boards and turn in around on me so lets not bring up that class anymore (anyless we do something funny)

Bwahahah. I'm just trying to make you sound like a n00bzor :)