[TO ARMS MY KIN!] BuF NEEDS YOU!

  • Two Factor Authentication is now available on BeyondUnreal Forums. To configure it, visit your Profile and look for the "Two Step Verification" option on the left side. We can send codes via email (may be slower) or you can set up any TOTP Authenticator app on your phone (Authy, Google Authenticator, etc) to deliver codes. It is highly recommended that you configure this to keep your account safe.

DeeperShade

Banned
Dec 8, 2000
9,621
0
0
43
www.tar-valon.com
OK people. We've got a problem here.
Some of you may know, some of you won't, so heres the run down:

Our very own community member Fizzil is having a problem with the evul ISP. They block a hell of a lot of stuff which we all take for granted. Porn being the main one.

Now, I've been zipping him links to webbased proxy services, but it seems that his ISP block the word proxy aswell. He's PAYING for this service remember and he's not even allowed to research proxies.

So what we need is this:
Any ideas on how to bypass this 'blockage of information and pornage'.
Any cgi/php proxy scripts. I'm willing to donate to fizzil the webspace and bandwidth to house this script for his fappage needs.

Imagine if this poor soul was you. Living your entire life with only homosexual porn (yes, that's right. His ISP blocks all types of porn EXCEPT homosexual).
How would you cope? Personally i'd sue the sorry ass outta my ISP or run them down in a VW Beetle just for the comedy factor.

In times of need this community always comes together for the common good. Help him. Help him fap once more.
 

O.S.T

<img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e
Nov 10, 2002
4,227
0
0
38
Visit site
DeeperShade said:
(yes, that's right. His ISP blocks all types of porn EXCEPT homosexual).
:lol:
that's just silly


is there no way to get internet via satellite dish from a foreign provider?
if there's no other way he has to give us his preferences and we send him some zips daily :mad:
 

DeeperShade

Banned
Dec 8, 2000
9,621
0
0
43
www.tar-valon.com
His ISP is the only one within the Capital. I've already though of the zip idea. It's a last resort really, it would be so much better to give this man all the porn on the interweb rather than all the porn in a zip file :)
 

Symbolikal

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jul 30, 2004
1,578
0
0
32
In britain in a small town.
Who's his ISP?
/me slips into hacker mode (yes, I can do that sh*t)
DoS it. Works at school for helping classmates to look at porno.
Edit: Does his evil ISP block p2p? You could download porn off that easily.
 
Last edited:

Symbolikal

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jul 30, 2004
1,578
0
0
32
In britain in a small town.
Newgrounds no porno or nudity? Dating Sims, Dress-Up games, they link to bloody playboy on the front page!
Are there any other ISPs round the UAE you could subscribe to? I'll find a proxy in the meantime.
 
Last edited:

Zur

surrealistic mad cow
Jul 8, 2002
11,708
8
38
48
Fizzil said:
Thanks alot for the help, but i think i'm troubling you guys too much. Its not that i want to see porn, but alot of sites are blocked for no reason (ie newgrounds or maddox xmission.maddox.com) which is really sad since niether sites contain any porn or nudity.

It sounds like your ISP is using something similar to websense. And kudos to DeeperShade for presenting this in such a comical way ^^ . You should try to get in touch with someone who runs a hosting service and see if they have a proxy address you can us.
 

ZenPirate

Living Legend (and moderator)
Nov 21, 2000
7,516
9
38
50
New York
... and if any of this is shifty, or otherwise illegal, I trust you fellows will continue the discussion via more private channels. :)
 

Thrash123

Obey Leash Laws
Jul 19, 1999
4,777
0
36
40
Nowhere to be found.
www.classicwfl.com
Metropipe. Runs linux through QEMU emulation. Runs great under Linux with the KQEMU accellerator (assuming you are running the latest QEMU CVS). Available for Windows, but it's slower. It allows you to tunnel web surfing and such through SSH. That's what I use whenever I want secure surfing.

Guardster is a good proxy too, but I'm betting it's blocked.